Hello Everyone

Loose feet sounds like something you would buy in a brown paper bag.

I think you have been spending to much time in a country run by the mafia Mrs Figg.

ha ha got what you did there! body parts, yes very funny, until you open the fridge.

Well the last thing you want is your feet going off.

Hellooooooo to both of you

Hope you settle in well (although if you've survived being 'greeted' by orwell and petty I'm sure you'll get along fine!)

Oh how annoying, forgot to check it was me logged in and not madam!!!

so as I said!!!!

Squach wrote:Hellooooooo to both of you

Hope you settle in well (although if you've survived being 'greeted' by orwell and petty I'm sure you'll get along fine!)

(Stops me wondering what she's doing online when shes at her dads anyway )

I've been so busy with ... er... Queenly duties that I haven't had time to greet REX! Sounds oftly Kingly to me.... are you a usurper?????? If that's the case, you are NOT welcome!

BUT, if you're just here to post and enjoy the madness, be my guest! Have a Buckie on me!

And Eldo, perhaps "Queen" should be added to my title somewhere. These new recruits must know who I am!

You can have a Queen-related title if you want, though that would mean changing your Nose title. Although now that you didn't tie for that in this year's Forumshire Awards maybe it's less important to have a reminder about your nose...

Or, it could be "Her Majesty The Queen with the Finest Nose"

Or maybe "Queen of Noses"

Now Eldo! A nose as fine as mine is no laughing matter! Do you know how many high elven ladies have had nose jobs just to attempt to look like my nose?? I mean, look at Galadriel's nose! It's worse than it was originally!

"Her Aquiline Highness", perhaps?

Eldorion wrote:

Rexington wrote:So what do I have to do to get "newbie" upgraded under my avatar?

..... You can either request something specific or I can pick one for you (Petty, Ally, and Dave are currently sporting titles of my creation ).

Aha! I finally sense an opening. I've been too embarrassed by my obvious lack of culture to bring this up before, and googling hasn't helped the issue, in fact if anything it confused it. But now that the door is cracked open (in combination of dreaming of Tin's nose (oh the swoops of it! Oh the slopes of it!)) I finally get to ask....

Who the Hell is Richard Cieslik??

oh dear, oh dear oh dear oh dear! He lives in Bree, or he did, before Petty scared him off. They had a knobbly knee contest and Pettys were much knobbier, and Richard got the hump, well I think it was knees. I think he briefly turned into Thorin Oakenshield, but thats just my pet theory.

You know you're trouble when the answer to your question leaves you even more perplexed than before.

i'll let the boys explain

Does Ally have knobbly knees?

halfwise wrote:Who the Hell is Richard Cieslik??

Oh boy.

He's a guy who used to post on Bree to defend PJ. That in and of itself wasn't too remarkable but he was really obnoxious and angry in the way he went about it. He made a couple of threads just to complain about purists, mostly Petty, but it was the threads by other people that he would jump into that really left an impression on me. Ally used to have one of his quotes in her signature: "I just re-watched the whole extended blu-ray LOTR trilogy again, and I repeat, it is a masterpiece of film making."

http://the-hobbit-movie.com/forum/topic/theres-a-lot-of-hate-fear-and-trepidation-here

http://the-hobbit-movie.com/forum/topic/too-all-the-whiners

Given Ally's posts about The Hobbit, I thought the title fit.

Ah yes, now I remember him.

obnoxious and angry posts? sounds like me! Petty brings out the worst in me.

You are never obnoxious figgy - always too adorable for that.

Perhaps he's an actor, Halfwise?

As you maybe have noticed I get mocked on this forum, frequently

If you ever feel you are being mocked just remember how people would pile into GB, but he never seemed to mind.