Scheduled maintenance today 12/20/08

Now I've got it!

Got what?

Got my name in the 'last post by' box for every forum on the main page.

Hah! Well, I got you to make a confession! I'm tenacious, yuu know - you naughty person you!

People in spam houses shouldn't throw ... er, knives, Odo. ((((((((Difficult analogy, there. ))))))))

I just completed a spam-a-thon without even noticing until I was halfway through! Feels like old times in here.

And I just ruined it! Sorry! But congrats on passing 3000 posts Eldo! Whooo!

It was a very pretty spam-a-thon, Eldo! I postponed posting so you would get some time to admire your work. Now be a good boy and go spam us with new chapters of The Mystery of Mr Figgs!

What's needed is to maintain a schedule. Who would schedule a maintainthingy? Pure rubbish.

Maintained schedulence. That's the ticket.

I was having a quite lucid conversation (I thought) with a guy on the Egyptian Dreams Discussion Board. Suddenly, the Admin suspended the other guys account. I think there was some pre-history regards this other guy promulgating some underhanded Race Theory! But, nonetheless, it was quite a shock, I must say.

...And now I keep thinking people are creeping up behnd me with knives!

Things are different on other Forums, my friends!


Oh yes, don't forget the Maintenance Schedule!


Who's that behind me....?


Oh -- it's only the cat...


Bloomin' pest.... almost gave me heart failure...

Egyptian Dreams Discussion Board...
Doesn't sound respectable at all, does the Forumshire authorities (not to mention Odo) know you wander off to places like that? And does the Egyptian Dreams Discussion Board know you wander off to places like this?

I bet he sits there with a silly hat on, when he goes to the OTHER forum

Oh.... I only go there.... now... and... then.... It's not like my loyalty could ever be put under question...

Oh my goodness...they have RULES there!

You secretly yearn for rules don't you? You're a cop, and you're married and I did get a "doth protest too much" vibe from you over at the DP with regards to the rules and such. It's ok, I understand. I think Eldo does too, what else can this smiley here mean: He must know you are a bit different from the other free spirits. Such a progressive young man that Eldo. So understanding.

Maybe I'm like one of those Tories who preach High Morality from every Christian pulpit in the world, while secretly having sex with little boys behind the church altar?

Though perhaps that's not a good way to put it.

You know, I can imagine my Missus saying something like: "Orwell, if people in Forumshire are indeed as thick as you make them out to be - and as if anyone ever could be that thick, even in Forumshire! - they'll quite possibly miss the 'analogy about hypocrisy' you're drawing for them, and instead you might draw all sorts of horrid accusations your way by merely saying such things." ... .... ...

If she ever said that, she might be right!

Amarie, forget I ever drew that analogy!

That was a very sad and depressing analogy. I promise I'll do my best to forget about it.

just ignore him, all the male hobbits are being weird at the moment, Orwells being snarky, Petty's gone AWOL, and Eldo is scrappy, WHATS GOIN ON?? maybe its Spring rabbit rutting time?

I could always make special rules just for you, Orwell, if they're that important to you.

Dunno about Orwell but I'd vote for special rules for Odo.

Can you ever be anything but disrespectable, Mr Tyrant?

There might be something in that, Odo. I mean, wouldn't a respectable hobbit have finished my video by now?

This video has gone down in forumshire folklore. I still know absolutely nothing about it.

I think it is time for my scheduled maintanance.

I need switching off and reconfiguring, the worn parts replacing and the oil changing!

What you need Kafria is a few days of peace, quiet, buckie and my edits to watch. And then more buckie. Soon have feeling again. That's the Tyrant 5-Step Plan to Happiness that is.

Kafria wrote:I think it is time for my scheduled maintanance.

I need switching off and reconfiguring, the worn parts replacing and the oil changing!

I'll pop over if you like, Kafria. Lady-Maintenance is my speciality.

{{{Of course you can ignore anything Petty says - as usual... }}}