Are Vegans the new Christians?

do you hear that distant rumble getting ever closer? no? well you will, and the femi-tsunami that overtakes you will be the direct result of the 'hips' comment.     - Figg

{{{ Um, just an...observation? - Orwell you got room behind there for one more plus buckie?  }}}

Actually, it was femi-tsumaists who I used to be scared of... But now they've become much meeker. It's now me who stomps around in my high heels ranting about the treatment of women in Aphganistan while the femi-tsunamists sit around and drink de-caffeinated coffee and not one serious boozer among them! 

the femi-tsunamists sit around and drink de-caffeinated coffee and not one serious boozer among them!- Orwell

{{Thats where they've gone wrong! You cant think probably without being drunk- its not natural! Think of a world in which everyone drank de-caff instead of getting drunk! We'd never have discovered that ham and pineapple go really well together. I ask you, do you want to live in such a world?!! }}}

its you ham and pineapple lovers who have so much to answer for. you will be advocating a return of Black Forest gateauxii if we don't stop you.

And Artic Roll

and prawn cocktail.

why are all untrendy foods really yummy?

and trendy ones are really yucky, I mean Sushi, blurg, Bone soup blurgissima, Miso? blurgimus maximus.

And what ever happened to fresh bread slices smothered with dripping and salt and pepper! That's what I grew up with on our Public Housing Estate and I remember it fondly - though I do wonder if my trendyized tummy could handle it nowadays????

{{{That sounds like Figg's territory to me Orwell- bread and dripping is a northern English thing over here}}}

Ha! So that's why Julia and share the same evilly jaudiced and disrespectful view if life - we were both dripping heads in our youth. 

actualy I was more of a beans on toast until you bust kind of girl. which explains the foul wind that doth issue forth forsooth.

Mashed banana sandwiches were my favourite as a kid

I loved bananas and custard.

Mmmmmm

Sushi is delicious

{{Bananas should be deep fried in batter and served with syrup }}}

^ That actually sounds pretty good.

{{ It is Eldo!  }}

Here ya go, batter, deep fried.. what more do ya want..?

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

I know what I want for breakfast tomorrow.

Sushi

{{{Dont forget the syrup Eldo its very important!

Blue- does deep frying it not cook the sushi? Meaning it would no longer be sushi? }}}

Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{{Dont forget the syrup Eldo its very important!

But of course.

{{You can tell how tasty a thing is going to be by counting the calories. More = tasty }}}