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Post by Eldorion Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:54 pm

Ah, nostalgia! Thank you for everything, NotP (and Petty). *sniff*
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:30 pm

cheers
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Post by Norc Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:32 pm

lovely! cheers
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Post by RA Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:34 pm

Nod

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Post by chris63 Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:52 am

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:24 am

Pretty mortaged a homely barrel for those- sadly it was my homely barrel! Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Norc Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:52 pm

and I must add. strangely on time . not bad.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:00 pm

Mad

I was going to pass on your kind words to those at NotP but due to the xmas/new year/ awards ceremony schedule they are a bit, over worked. So much so I have been hearing rumours the editor has even sobered up! affraid So I didnt dare go near their offices.

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:48 pm

Pretty got her baps out, thats not so strange. No
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:51 am

Coming this weekend (if I can deliver it!) the biggest issue of NotP ever- massive 2013 debut issue! Dont miss it! (or else)

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Post by Norc Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:52 pm

i think we're going to see the result of a week(?) without internet.
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Post by azriel Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:39 pm

cheers

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:31 pm

cheers
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Post by Eldorion Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:25 pm

About damn time there was a 2013 issue. Mad

{{{Is that a suitably crabbit response to the NotP's return? Don't let Pure Publications know how excited I am! cheers }}}
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Post by Nagual Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:09 pm

The NotP would like to apologise for the lateness of this edition, this was due to unforseen delivery issues.

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- Breaking News!!-

Boffins inform NotP a rescue plan for Petty has been discussed but is expected to take 10-14 days to carry out!
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:24 pm

Sad I still have a bad back from pulling my house. Those whippets are heavy you know.

scratch this is all very discombobulating, I hope Petty hasnt gone to sleep down that well.
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Post by Norc Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:29 pm

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Post by Eldorion Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:36 pm

Thanks for bringing us the NotP, Nagual! cheers

10-14 days ... I'll mark my calendar! Very Happy
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Post by azriel Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:57 pm

Well thats making me crabbit waiting 14 days for MORE crabbit ! Twisted Evil Get a move on lad ! Very Happy

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Post by Nagual Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:30 pm

I can assure you all that Petty certainly has not fallen asleep down the well. As of this morning the local constabulary had to set up a 500 meter cordon around the well to protect the innocent bystanders from what was described as "Ach well, kinda like a babby lamb bein' borne, but no quit' as nice, like." moments later the poor fellow had to be taken away for treatment, as blood began pouring out of his ears and for some reason, the tip of his nose.

Having been his comanchero for longer than a truck full of very long things, I have developed a skill, nay a talent for blocking out such sounds, as I have grown accustomed (After a fashion, at least) to these dreadful wails. For this very reason I was seconded to approach the well and check on Pettys well being.

The thing is, having known Petty for such a long time, I knew what was happening, and didn't need to approach the well, risking my hearing and sanity. However this fell apone deaf ears (not surprising really given that the official with the decibel meter had to be replaced after the meter blew up and embedded itself in a place where it may or may not have any real benefit) and I was dispatched to seek out my friend.

This is what transpired when I reached the well, and began making sure Petty was still alive and well....

"Oi! Petty! You down there?"

"Naw! Am sum'whir else! .... Ya big dafty! Whir di yi think ah wis?"

"Aw man, yir gonna have ti stop screetchin' and a belly achin', yet makin' them aw ill"

"Whit?! Am only singin!"

"Well.... gonni no!"

"How no?"

"Just gonni no"

"Ach, yir nae fun at aw"


He then began to hum. Loudly. Expectations are that the sonic resonance will build up over time. What will result of this, is as of now not known. We expect experts will make themselves known and provide answers. It is hoped they will do this before something bad happens and not after.


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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:47 pm

well if dogs start sniffing the well, you will know he's gone sonic. Shocked
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Post by odo banks Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:55 pm

Keep out of my private life, Mister McTyrant! ... and hardly true.... much... Extremely Crabbit

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