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Post by Norc Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:19 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:58 pm

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Post by Orwell Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:14 pm

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but things seem to have got worse since Odo vanished! Shocked

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:23 pm

I think that the fact the baton of respectability and moral uprightness has passed to the NotP tells its own sad story. Mad

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Post by halfwise Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:01 am

Azriel - you do realize that if booze is on offer it will lead to visitors popping in and out of your hole on a much more frequent, almost rhythmic basis. It's a social lubricant, you know. Nod

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:24 am

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Post by halfwise Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:13 am

Oh, Figgy - nothing will replace your eel oil. With every bottle you do offer in-shop training on proper usage, do you not?

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Post by Garek the Guard Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:27 pm

I miss Odo's bribes... Sad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:31 pm

I just knew Odo was bribing the guards! Mad

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Post by Eldorion Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:50 pm

Glad to see the NotP is still at it. Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:58 pm

I rather suspect I may be busy in the next month making deliveries- not that the NotP would stoop to upping their production just to try to garner an award- ah who am I kidding, thats exaclty what they are going to do. Mad

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Post by azriel Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:30 pm

I just noticed that SOMEONE has been spying on my bush ? I do keep things nice & tidy, as all good Hobbits should. And as for lubricant... theres plenty to go round !

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:50 am

I wish Odo would return to enforce the dooble entendrez rule, its getting most unwholesome in here. Shocked
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Post by Orwell Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:22 am

Well if the Questers could learn to avoid frogs with long tongues, then perhaps Odo's rescue might be expedited, Mrs Figg.... Rolling Eyes I mean, it appears you're leading that expedition... blame yourself I says! Mad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:23 pm

The Questers are rescuing Odo? Shocked How did I get roped into this again? Mad

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:32 pm

Lured by the abundance of Buckie ? You should be careful whilst under the influence of Buckie, no matter how high in proof,OR you might find yourself agreeing to ANYTHING! Laughing
(slap a "post-it" on yer forehead Laddie!) Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:43 pm

slap a "post-it" on yer forehead Laddie!- Azriel

But how would I see it to read it? scratch

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:50 pm

write it backwards & look in a mirror ? or you could get a friend to remind you ? Be inventive,God dam it ! Laughing
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:07 pm

I have enough trouble writing forwards! Mad And my friends are all as buckied as me.

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:05 pm

Well then, your'e on a loser,Petty, (God help you!) Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:19 pm

Rescuing Odo?? Shocked

Not for the last time did this Quester wish herself back safe in her Hole. Sad Orwells Hole was quite cozy too. Though a bit damp and musty. The entrance hall always a tight squeeze with all those boots and umbrellas.

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:36 pm

probably be able to grow his OWN mushrooms in all that musty dampness !

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:40 pm

I wouldnt want to eat them though. pale
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Post by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:46 pm

Nor I !, a completely DIFFERENT kind of "Fungi" The News of the Pure - Page 12 B_sick
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Post by Eldorion Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:03 pm

I'm not considered a Quester for these purposes, am I? Suspect
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