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Re: The Daily Purist
{{{Strange strange girl! }}}
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7 people dead on a s.dakota farm- Ally
that sounds like a lyric. But even if not Ally its not nearly so bad as half rations on the buckie.
And yes Odo times are hard. Do you realise I've had to have my jacuzzi replumbed so its now only buckie in one tap and WATER in the other instead of more buckie. You have no idea the hardships I endure sitting there with your great big hole and all.
that sounds like a lyric. But even if not Ally its not nearly so bad as half rations on the buckie.
And yes Odo times are hard. Do you realise I've had to have my jacuzzi replumbed so its now only buckie in one tap and WATER in the other instead of more buckie. You have no idea the hardships I endure sitting there with your great big hole and all.
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Re: The Daily Purist
Wisey Banks wrote:source! source!
of course! of course!
everyone loves
the original source
eat it on apples
eat it on chips
lick it off ladies
lick lick lick
(it's been done since the beginning,
of course! of course!)
"Psalm 333 - deleted so as not to offend the offendable."
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There is a companion Psalm sung by farmers in an earlier time:
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odo banks wrote: {{{Strange strange girl! }}}
Sometimes in the middle of the night, I wake up and paint pictures of sheep and hang them in various places all over my house.
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Yes, but you're Welsh hobbit-stock Ally- I thought that was perfectly normal?
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So you do a lot of part-time work?
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I'm unemployed full time, which you may notice, as.I am logged in 23 hours each day
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Well at least you do it fulltime- that shows commitment!
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Re: The Daily Purist
Though my plan of moving back to Poland to teach english could mean me cutting back to only 22 hours!!
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Careful now! Dont want to attempt too much all at once. Maybe do it in fifteen minute incriments. With a long gap of say a week between them.
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I'm not qualified to teach sadly. There's a strange lack of custom for people wanting to learn Polish here in wales
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Must be a teaching college somewhere in Wales Ally.
Ah student days-eating nothing but cheap noodles, drinking too much, dancing in fields on mushrooms, falling asleep in boring lectures and then waking up wondering why all the colours are so vivid and surreal and then remembering the mushrooms that seemed a good idea the night before and of course chasing girls, more often than not fruitlessly, but was still fun. Yes college or uni I recommend. Just what a young person needs, if they survive it.
Ah student days-eating nothing but cheap noodles, drinking too much, dancing in fields on mushrooms, falling asleep in boring lectures and then waking up wondering why all the colours are so vivid and surreal and then remembering the mushrooms that seemed a good idea the night before and of course chasing girls, more often than not fruitlessly, but was still fun. Yes college or uni I recommend. Just what a young person needs, if they survive it.
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Too poor to pay this year, not that my art a level could take me anywhere
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My art Higher and a bit of work putting together a portfolio got me into college doing an HND in Graphic design. A level and Higher are equivelent exams, more or less (ours is better, obviously ).
Shame about the fees down there too. Bad bad libdems!
Shame about the fees down there too. Bad bad libdems!
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Good to see this Thread has dropped down the list of Threads ... oooops!
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Re: The Daily Purist
Citizens of Forumshire, Visitors from Bree, Ambassadors from Dark PLanet, etc. etc. etc.
Let it be known that there is only one Shirriff's Office under Law in Forumshire. Other organisations are Proscribed and Illegal. Stern punishment awaits any who would seek to undermine the Natural Forumshire Authorities!
Frankly, the sooner we have a Strong King - and not a limp wristed Admin - the better! We need a King who knows where the Buckie stops --- and where the tap is for loyal Buckie-imbibers!
yours faithfully,
Mirabella Banks
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Let it be known that there is only one Shirriff's Office under Law in Forumshire. Other organisations are Proscribed and Illegal. Stern punishment awaits any who would seek to undermine the Natural Forumshire Authorities!
Frankly, the sooner we have a Strong King - and not a limp wristed Admin - the better! We need a King who knows where the Buckie stops --- and where the tap is for loyal Buckie-imbibers!
yours faithfully,
Mirabella Banks
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Si-Si-Si-yes thank you I realize my helmet looks good on me- but sir- yes Sir I realize you are trying to organize a meeting- but Si-SIR, if you would let me finish, you cannot leave your horse there. Why not? Didn't you look at the signs down there? All these spaces are reserved for the disabled & elderly. Look, Si, SIR, rules are rules. Even if you are the in the air, I am going to have to ask you to move
Remember no parking on the road outside of Needlehole Hall
Have a good night, Sir
Remember no parking on the road outside of Needlehole Hall
Have a good night, Sir
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Now thats just typical of Odo's parking that is!
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WHOA! WHAT??????? A KING? I run this place fine, and so does Eldo! If anybody has complaints, they can tell me them, I won't put them to sleep with hair or spike their buckie (at least, not right away ) This is treasonous! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Time to rouse my secret service. I'll give Orome a call and see if he can spare Huan a few hounds }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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well I'm back.
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And so is your front!
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