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Post by Norc Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:24 pm

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Post by Orwell Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:34 pm

 {{{Gawd... I don't know if she's trying picking me up or just being nice... Women -- they're so fucking mysterious...  Banghead }}}


{{{Why do I think things like this?   scratch I often feel so hallucinatory in this place... [sniff] [sniff].. Hey! is that pipeweed I can smell wafting through the Forumshire air? Mad Petty! Petty McCracken!!!!!!!!!!!! Extremely Crabbit }}}

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:38 pm

Hey! What goes on in my barrel stays in my barrel! Except on Tuesdays when I fumigate.  Nod 

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Post by Orwell Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:40 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Hey! What goes on in my barrel stays in my barrel! Except on Tuesdays when I fumigate.  Nod 

What is it you actually use to 'fumigate'? {{{Mirabella was inquiring}}}.


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Post by Eldorion Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:43 pm

I'm loving your songs, Orwell! And your missus' pussy is ever so delightful to watch. I love you
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:44 pm

What is it you actually use to 'fumigate'? - Orwell

Moon And a big meal of buckie curry. Blow away the cobwebs (and incidentally knocks out all insects, or in fact mammals for that matter in range)
Better oot than in as ma ole granpaw used to say  Twisted Evil

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Post by Orwell Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:46 pm

 
Pettytyrant101 wrote:What is it you actually use to 'fumigate'? - Orwell

Moon And a big meal of buckie curry. Blow away the cobwebs (and incidentally knocks out all insects, or in fact mammals for that matter in range)
Better oot than in as ma ole granpaw used to say  Twisted Evil

My mind boggles -- what are you actually saying? scratch

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:46 pm

what are you actually saying?- Orwell

Dont visit on Tuesdays.

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Post by Orwell Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:48 pm

  
Eldorion wrote:I'm loving your songs, Orwell!  And your missus' pussy is ever so delightful to watch. I love you

You know, I didn't even ask her permission to reveal her pussy to the world! I mean - in a sense - I filmed her pussy secretly. I mean, she was asleep in bed when I did the recording... In my current state of self-doubt, I wonder if she'd approve! Best she not find out. pale

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Post by Orwell Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:48 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:what are you actually saying?- Orwell

Dont visit on Tuesdays.

Righty-oh!  Very Happy 

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Post by halfwise Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:34 pm

I especially appreciate how your singing partner picked up and left halfway through. Me, I'd still be traumatized after that kind of treatment, but you soldier on.

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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:51 pm

halfwise wrote:I especially appreciate how your singing partner picked up and left halfway through.  Me, I'd still be traumatized after that kind of treatment, but you soldier on.

Orwell McOdo is used to trauma, Halfy,
And, please, it's not something for be laughy!

And as to the next piece of soulful floofy -
No hurt feeling's were felt by Mrs McOdo's pussy!  No 










"Sailor Songs from the Days of Gay Skattykatzenberg" by Sigurd Herringbone.


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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:28 am

Wisey Banks wrote:


Words from: the "Lost Drunken Poems: 'Soft Pussies and Pert Puppies' Collection" - by T.S. Elliot.

Channelled by Wisey Banks.

HOLY CRAP!!!! MY PUSSY IS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!! cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

*wipes eyes* ooooooooohyeahbaby!!!!  Kissing :carrot: slap laugh 
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Post by Ringdrotten Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:35 am

Orwell wrote:
A Skattykatzenberg boy
Hello sailor – ahoy!
Such succulent thighs
Make a grown hobbit sigh
As he walks by - curiously by.

Ringo son of Homo --- Herring
Herring – Herring – Herring

A Fisk fishing lad
You don’t look half bad
With your Nordic fringe
The grown hobbits sing
Zing-a-ding ding
zing-a-ding-ding.

Ringo son of Homo --- Herring
Herring – Herring – Herring....

I've missed these, Wisey Very Happy

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Post by Ringdrotten Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:37 am

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Words from: the "Lost Drunken Poems: 'Soft Pussies and Pert Puppies' Collection" - by T.S. Elliot.

Channelled by Wisey Banks.


I couldn't find an emoticon that expressed how I laughed at this, Orwell, but you may take that for praise. I could listen to this over and over again  slap laugh 

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Post by Orwell Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:44 am

Mrs Figg wrote:

HOLY CRAP!!!! MY PUSSY IS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!! cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

*wipes eyes* ooooooooohyeahbaby!!!!  Kissing :carrot: slap laugh 


Umm... that was actually my Missus's ginger pussy, Mrs Figg. Smile  Am I to believe you and my Missus have very similar pussies?  Very Happy 

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Post by Ringdrotten Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:44 am

Wisey Banks wrote:
halfwise wrote:I especially appreciate how your singing partner picked up and left halfway through.  Me, I'd still be traumatized after that kind of treatment, but you soldier on.

Orwell McOdo is used to trauma, Halfy,
And, please, it's not something for be laughy!

And as to the next piece of soulful floofy -
No hurt feeling's were felt by Mrs McOdo's pussy!  No 









"Sailor Songs from the Days of Gay Skattykatzenberg" by Sigurd Herringbone.


Words channelled by Wisey Banks.



You've made my day with these two songs, Orwell, and it's only 01:41 here yet, not two hours into the new day :lol!:Please keep posting vids of Wisey's songs - I didn't think they could get any funnier, but they're brought to perfection now Very Happy

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Post by Orwell Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:46 am

Ringdrotten wrote:I couldn't find an emoticon that expressed how I laughed at this, Orwell, but you may take that for praise. I could listen to this over and over again  slap laugh 

You did not, by chance, recognise the --- errrm...  fictional boy .... in the second song, did you?  Shrugging

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Post by halfwise Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:08 am

Wisey Banks wrote:
halfwise wrote:I especially appreciate how your singing partner picked up and left halfway through.  Me, I'd still be traumatized after that kind of treatment, but you soldier on.

Orwell McOdo is used to trauma, Halfy,
And, please, it's not something for be laughy!

And as to the next piece of soulful floofy -
No hurt feeling's were felt by Mrs McOdo's pussy!  No 







"Sailor Songs from the Days of Gay Skattykatzenberg" by Sigurd Herringbone.


Words channelled by Wisey Banks.




Listening to this put tears in my eyes. Poetry does that sometimes, you know.


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Post by azriel Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:36 am

so can hemorrhoids  Nod 

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:59 pm

Orwell wrote:
Mrs Figg wrote:

HOLY CRAP!!!! MY PUSSY IS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!! cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

*wipes eyes* ooooooooohyeahbaby!!!!  Kissing :carrot: slap laugh 


Umm... that was actually my Missus's ginger pussy, Mrs Figg. Smile  Am I to believe you and my Missus have very similar pussies?  Very Happy 

well not really, my pussy is long haired and grey.  cat 
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Post by Orwell Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:38 pm

Wisey has been moved by your current situation to do some instant channeling --- as I have been inspired to make a heartfelt tune... We're waiting for it to be uploaded to You Tube, Mrs Figg...  Sad 


{{{The Age of Instant Song Channelling, is it? By gom!  Shocked }}} 

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Post by Wisey Banks Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:53 pm

A sad tale, but it needs to be told,
For aren't we all getting old?
Pussies and Puppies, Paupers and Toffs,
Even tasty Scotshobbit sausages go off!






From Drunken Songs: Plush Pussies and Pert Puppies (or something similar from memory) by T.S. Elliott

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:45 am

lol! 

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Post by halfwise Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:36 am

That would make a great campfire song.  Nod 

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