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Post by halfwise Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:56 pm

Looking forward to reading this tonight.

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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:36 pm

A cruel and insidious caricature --- but so well deserved.  Laughing 


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:44 pm

I still maintain this is NOT a parody. It really just is writing down what actually happens on screen.
I can only conclude from this that PJ was actually trying to make a parody of TH all along!  Shocked 

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Post by Radaghast Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:28 pm

Well done, PT.

It really is an intensely stupid movie. Almost hard to fathom the next one is even worse.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:47 pm

Cheers Raddy- and yes it is an intensely stupid film- even more stupid than I initially realised before writing this.  Mad 

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Post by Radaghast Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:53 pm

Yeah, the more you look at it, the more stupidity seems to surface. It's like a bed of worms.

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Post by Forest Shepherd Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:33 am

Thanks Petty, quite enjoyable. My favourite part was:

“Because I'm stealthy, when the foley people remember, and that’s why Gandalf brought me along, and you are a noisy dwarf with the IQ of a stunned squirrel,” Bilbo replied.

Thorin leant in close to Balin and whispered, “Is that a a lot?”

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The end dragged a bit, to be honest, the back and forthing of who went where and how long they stayed there and which orc was when went on for too long. Like the film itself, it was a bit boring, and so in that regard it was spot on for the movie, but it could have been done less point-to-point and more wow-this-scene-was-bad. Condensed, is what I mean, I suppose.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:39 am

so in that regard it was spot on for the movie- Forest

Its probably not the best instalment - just wanted it over with! And when I say I just write down whats on screen I am not joking- I watch the scene I write down what happens in it and highlight the absurdities- I also dont draft it, so its all off the top of my head (hence the number of corrections it needed and the number still remaining I cant be arsed going back and fixing!).
I might eventually collate it all and edit it properly and tighten it up one day, one day....

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Post by Radaghast Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:26 pm

It's similar to what this site does:

http://www.the-editing-room.com/

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Post by azriel Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:39 pm

I loved the humour in this tale as it really did follow what was going on in the film but, added all the things you wanted to say ! I bet Bilbo DID want to say all the things in the film that Petty "made" him say in the story. If it wasnt going on in M. Freemans mind then, hes as vacant as the looks he gives out !

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:44 am

Thanks Azriel.
The more I saw Freeman in interviews, the more the way he seemed to come across as wishing he was somewhere else, and the more it crept into my story so it was less Bilbo and more Martin trying to do Bilbo in the middle of a story so rewritten that it didnt want him in it any more.

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Post by Orwell Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:12 am

Laughing 

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Post by malickfan Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:16 pm

I don't know if it's The Hobbit or not, but Freeman looks rather bored in every interview I've seen him in!

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Post by Bluebottle Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:35 pm

Maybe they should just have written Bilbo out.  Laughing 

The movies are all about Thorin anyway. Did Bilbo have three proper scenes before they got to the Lonely Mountain?

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Post by Orwell Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:39 am

No Bilbo in the Hobbit movies, no Hobbit movies at all.... mmm... worth a try.

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Post by Bluebottle Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:51 pm

Peter Jackson introduces The Dwarf, staring Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield ?  Shrugging 

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Post by azriel Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:00 pm

"Tale of The Lonely Mountain" ?
So lonely there's fook all anybody around !

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Post by malickfan Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:28 pm

Can we expect a Desolation of Canon follow up Petty? Or is it to painful to comprehend?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:38 pm

Yes, I think I will do DOS as well, but I want to finish the Glitched story first.

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Post by malickfan Sun May 04, 2014 6:53 pm

maybe you should consider posting this on TORn in the 'Fan Art' forum, It would be very interesting to get their responses although they'd probably end up banning you for trolling/pointing out the obvious, it would prove how biased TORn could be.

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Post by bungobaggins Sun May 04, 2014 7:05 pm

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Post by Bluebottle Sun May 04, 2014 8:22 pm

And see how long it would take them to gather that it's not a positive take on the original.  Razz 

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Post by Tinuviel Tue May 06, 2014 4:40 am

DO IT!!!!!!!!!! I should snoop around torn more. I think i'm intimidated by its size. I like things small and intimate, like Forumshire here.

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue May 06, 2014 6:09 pm

Laughing I double dare you.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 06, 2014 7:15 pm

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