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Post by Norc Tue May 21, 2013 3:10 pm

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Post by azriel Tue May 21, 2013 3:12 pm

:facepalm:

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Post by halfwise Tue May 21, 2013 6:38 pm

Norc wrote:
Eldorion wrote:It's a panda bear eating something and then a photoshopped hand with a receipt comes into the frame and the bear jumps up in shock. Razz

oh, lol, that one Very Happy the ever-so-funny sneezing panda Very Happy

I still don't get it.

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Post by Eldorion Tue May 21, 2013 7:31 pm

The panda is shocked at how much money it owes the "restaurant," when in reality it's just sitting in a zoo.

I feel like this is one of those dumb jokes that aren't funny if you explain it. Shrugging
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Post by chris63 Tue May 21, 2013 9:19 pm

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Post by Norc Wed May 22, 2013 12:25 am

Eldorion wrote:The panda is shocked at how much money it owes the "restaurant," when in reality it's just sitting in a zoo.

I feel like this is one of those dumb jokes that aren't funny if you explain it. Shrugging

just post it again, goddammit, or link the original video! you can't explain!
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Post by Eldorion Wed May 22, 2013 1:22 am

Found a new (hopefully working) copy of the GIF.

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Post by Norc Wed May 22, 2013 2:05 am

Laughing i love that one ^^
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Post by azriel Wed May 22, 2013 12:22 pm

Up to the usual standard Chris ! Very Happy
Love the panda one ! Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed May 22, 2013 1:14 pm

lol! that Panda one is great
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Post by azriel Wed May 22, 2013 1:39 pm

This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its said to be true!

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.

The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.. only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a bend approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the bend, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.

A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying and.... wasn't drunk.

Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...

'Look Paddy.....there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!'

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Post by chris63 Wed May 22, 2013 4:39 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by Norc Wed May 22, 2013 10:46 pm

omg, the story, Az Laughing
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Post by azriel Thu May 23, 2013 1:34 am

So bloody typical Chris ! "mucky minds abound !" Smile

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Post by azriel Thu May 23, 2013 6:02 am

we share it ?
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Post by Mrs Figg Fri May 24, 2013 5:32 am

thats absolutely fantastic lol!
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Post by azriel Fri May 24, 2013 7:41 am

Its a beautiful Tatt, well drawn but,must have hurt ? How many hours did THAT take ?

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Post by azriel Fri May 24, 2013 7:53 am

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Post by azriel Fri May 24, 2013 7:57 am

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!



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