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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:42 am

{{{{Shocked ..... drunken drunken}}}

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Post by Eldorion Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:32 am

We've been saying this for a while now! Very Happy

When's the wedding? Drinks all around! drunken
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Post by David H Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:52 am

Mrs Figg wrote:Genius. when Petty becomes Mr Figg #3. I will try that one out. Nod

Is that one at a time or all at once? Shocked

{{'cause if it's all at once you're gonna have a lot of feet to explain... pale }}
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Post by CC12 35 Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:50 am

what do u call Mountain Dew delivered late
haha mountain dont hehe u see because ppl wanted 2 drink it but its late so they can't wait come back cat thsts quality material

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Post by CC12 35 Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:53 am

i sweep my cat off his feet i hold him in my arms. "If you truly love me," his eyes say, "let me go." but I cant. i love him2 much i want 2 tell him mounain dew jokes 4ever

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Post by CC12 35 Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:59 am

FATE MAY TEAR US APART, BUT LOVE WILL BRING US BACK TOGETHER

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Post by CC12 35 Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:02 am

i just tried to massage my stressed cat but i may have done it too hard because now he's dead and arguably more stressed than before but i am not a vet

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Post by David H Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:09 am

Meredith's dead? Shocked
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Post by Eldorion Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:09 am

RIP in peace Meredith Sad
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Post by chris63 Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:12 am

Love will tear us apart again




Joy Division.

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Post by chris63 Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:15 am

One of my favourite songs.


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Post by chris63 Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:34 am

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:22 pm

Laughing To all of them Chris.

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:27 pm

Eldorion wrote:We've been saying this for a while now! Very Happy

When's the wedding? Drinks all around! drunken


I am not having the Reception in that stinky barrel though. Shrugging
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What stink? I only smell buckie and that's a healthy natural smell for a barrel. what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2] - Page 6 1918643206

What about the Duck 'n Muck in Needlehole? They do a good deep fried haggis and a nearly hot pot for you. {{And its as cheap as the dirt on its floor}}

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Mrs Figg wrote:I am not having the Reception in that stinky barrel though. Shrugging

So long as there's haggis and Burns poetry I'm sure Petty won't object. Nod
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Simulpost, but a serendipitous one. Very Happy
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Post by Norc Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:43 pm

wedding? there's gonna be a wedding? omg!!! CAN I BE A BRIDESMAID!!!!!!
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:46 pm

That depends, who has to pay for bridesmaids? Suspect

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:13 pm

Norc wrote:wedding? there's gonna be a wedding? omg!!! CAN I BE A BRIDESMAID!!!!!!

as long as you dont wear your horned Viking helmet with the bridesmaids frilly pink dress. yes you can. Very Happy
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Eldorion wrote:
Mrs Figg wrote:I am not having the Reception in that stinky barrel though. Shrugging

So long as there's haggis and Burns poetry I'm sure Petty won't object. Nod

he wont,, but I will. Mad
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Trouble in paradise already. affraid
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