LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

+19
Ally
David H
the truth
Norc
halfwise
Porgy Bunk-Banks
Mrs Figg
RA
CC12 35
Amarië
Pettytyrant101
Wisey Banks
odo banks
Anne
Biffo Banks
Mirabella
Orwell
Eldorion
The Archet Bugle
23 posters

Page 18 of 19 Previous  1 ... 10 ... 17, 18, 19  Next

Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Norc Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:57 pm

we write fanfiction about ringo and eldo, what do u think?
Norc
Norc
Khaleesi

Posts : 19247
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 27

http://nimrail.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:15 pm

Norc wrote:Shrugging everyone knows that fjordians aren't known for being polite Trollface
*bites tongue*
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 25224
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 92
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Norc Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:21 pm

what...?
Norc
Norc
Khaleesi

Posts : 19247
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 27

http://nimrail.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:24 pm

affraid 
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 25224
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 92
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:25 pm

what do u think?- Norc

Some questions are best left unasked. No 

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldy.

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
[/b]

the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 45241
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Norc Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:34 pm

...
Norc
Norc
Khaleesi

Posts : 19247
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 27

http://nimrail.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by odo banks Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:44 am

When will it dawn on you people that you're NOT welcome in Forumshire! Mad 

_________________
Respectability is never Disrespectability
odo banks
odo banks
Respectable Hobbit of Needlehole

Posts : 1487
Join date : 2011-02-14
Location : Rushock Bog

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Eldorion Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:15 am

Don't you mean "Little Forumshire" there, Odo? Here to help! Very Happy
Eldorion
Eldorion
You're Gonna Carry That Weight

Posts : 23311
Join date : 2011-02-13
Age : 28
Location : Maryland, United States

https://purl.org/tolkien

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Norc Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:53 am

Sad
Norc
Norc
Khaleesi

Posts : 19247
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 27

http://nimrail.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Amarië Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:43 am

odo banks wrote:When will it dawn on you people that you're NOT welcome in Forumshire! Mad 
You made Norc cry. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

_________________
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg

"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius

 #amarieco
Amarië
Amarië
Dark Planet Ambassador

Posts : 5299
Join date : 2011-06-10
Age : 41
Location : The Dark Planet Embassy, Main str. Needlehole.

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Norc Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:08 pm

why am i not welcome Sad why! tell me!
LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 700
Norc
Norc
Khaleesi

Posts : 19247
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 27

http://nimrail.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Eldorion Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:40 pm

Presumably because you won't kowtow to the Banks clan. Shrugging Fortunately there are no truly autonomous regions in Forumshire, though. Nod
Eldorion
Eldorion
You're Gonna Carry That Weight

Posts : 23311
Join date : 2011-02-13
Age : 28
Location : Maryland, United States

https://purl.org/tolkien

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Mrs Figg Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:41 pm

this is a Banana Republic anyways.
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 25224
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 92
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:45 pm

I like bananas, bot not republics. Its a dilemma.

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldy.

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
[/b]

the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 45241
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Eldorion Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:49 pm

You're in luck, then: most banana republics are actually military dictatorships. Nod
Eldorion
Eldorion
You're Gonna Carry That Weight

Posts : 23311
Join date : 2011-02-13
Age : 28
Location : Maryland, United States

https://purl.org/tolkien

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:55 pm

Now I'm confused scratch I will instead break this down to the simple and crucial question: Do they, or do they not have banana buckie there?

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldy.

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
[/b]

the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 45241
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by odo banks Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:29 am

I'll be having no tropical fruits here - that's you, you damn Forumshirans! Git you gone! Suspect 

_________________
Respectability is never Disrespectability
odo banks
odo banks
Respectable Hobbit of Needlehole

Posts : 1487
Join date : 2011-02-14
Location : Rushock Bog

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by halfwise Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:26 pm

Hi Odo! Wave 

_________________
Halfwise, son of Halfwit. Brother of Nitwit, son of Halfwit. Half brother of Figwit.
Then it gets complicated...
halfwise
halfwise
Quintessence of Burrahobbitry

Posts : 19293
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : rustic broom closet in farthing of Manhattan

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by RA Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:14 am

cyclops 

_________________
"No one knows what the new day shall bring him" -Aragorn T.A. 3019 March 4th
Save Merp for 2013!
25,000 and counting. 12-23-12
"From him they learnt many things it were not good for any but the great Valar to know, for being half-comprehended such deep hidden things slay happiness; and besides many of the sayings of Melko were cunning lies or were but partly true, and the Noldoli ceased to sing, and their viols fell silent upon the hill of Kôr, for their hearts grew somewhat older as their lore grew deeper and their desires more swollen, and the books of their wisdom were multiplied as the leaves of the forest."

Remember Merp - July 11th, 2013
RA
RA
Defender of the faith and Dunedain of the thread

Posts : 1776
Join date : 2012-02-12
Location : Buckland

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by odo banks Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:18 pm

Odo: I've called you all here for a most secret of secret councils.

Orwell: It's about all that 'Troll' talk, isn't it?

Mirabella: It's very serious by the sounds of it. Lord Eldo is talking about rendering judgement.

Porgy: Oooh... That sounds ever so authoritive, doesn't it. Like he's a God or something.

Janesmith: Not Eru the Blessed, of course.

Mirabella: Oh no. I said to him that it made him sound like Thor the God of Thunder. Got my heart going pitter-patter pitter-patter, it did.

Janesmith: Is that one of those Forumshiran Gods? Sounds very pagan.

Porgy: I've heard he has a huge hammer which he swings about making all the ladies swoon.

Janesmith: Who? Eldo?

Porgy: No - Thor the God of Thunder.

Odo: Anyway, about this Troll business.

Orwell: Yes. Enough of that rubbish about Eldo being Godlike. What rubbish!

Mirabella: (to Porgy in a whisper): I hear Orwell's got hammer envy...

Orwell: Hey! I heard that!

Odo: Do you mind, people!

Lesbo: Can I say something?

Odo: What in Eru's name are you doing here -- you're a.. you're a.. a Proudfoot!

Loki: I brought her here. I though she'd be able to offer some advice.

Mirabella: Little Loki Panic! We're certainly going with a Norse God theme, aren't we. It's all very exciting.

Odo: What in Eru's Sweet Name can Lesbo offer here?

Orwell: That remains to be seen - though I have a hunch....

Odo: Hmm? ... ... Anyway, this business of the Troll. It's terribly worrying.

Loki: Let 'em rot, I say.

Orwell: You would say something like that, Loki.

Odo: What did he say?

Loki: I said, 'Let Forumshire rot'. Providing the Troll doesn't come here, what does it matter? You're no friend of Forumshire, Odo.

Odo: Just because we don't leave our doors to find Trolls it doesn't mean Trolls won't find their way to our door.

Biffo: Wot?

Petty: Ock za noo!

Odo: My goodness. I have a secret council and then you turn up!  

Orwell: Let him speak!

Odo: Why?

Orwell: I want to hear him say 'Ock tha noo!' again. It makes me giggle.

Mirabella: Me too.

[Much giggling ensues around the table in Odo's parlour]

Odo: Alright then. Providing he doesn't say it too often. We shouldn't like to bore people.

Orwell: What people?

Petty: Ock! Nefer mind that, laddie. There be strange things a'goin aboot in Forumsheer, und I bee afraid of eet.

Biffo: I heyar itz a bigg Trull.

Petty: Bigger than a hoose, laddie! A hoose, I say!

Biffo: Sweed Eroo eet my sooks!

Petty: An he di hav a nose as loong as a seerpent!

Biffo: Sweed Eroo eet my sooks!

Petty: An he di hav claws lik taloons.

Orwell: Claws are talons, you idiot!

Petty: Aye, laddie - Aye!

Biffo: Sweed Eroo eet my sooks!

Odo: Now, let's not panic. And if we do, please run to the parlour door, and not toward the passage door, as I don't want anyone falling inadvertently into my tub of raspberry and lime jelly.

Orwel: As if that's possible.

Mirabella: Uncle Odo is such a worrier, isn't he.

Lesbo: Always has been. I mean, I could walk over and stand by his tub for ages and not ever fall. Nor run that way and risk falling in - even in a panic.

Mirabella: I know. I mean, it would be like lighting striking twice in the same place.

Porgy: What about Tom the Miller, and his Father, Bert, and his Grandfather, William?

Janesmith: That, of course, is three times, not twice.

Porgy: Oh ... good point.

Odo: No, it's not!

Janesmith: No need to get your trousers in a knot, Odo. The thing is, what we need to do is close our Borders until the danger has passed.

Loki: Lightning knows no boundaries.

Orwell: We're worred about Trolls not lightning, you idiot.

Mirabella: Everyone is so tense. Stop it. I think I'll have to pace up and down the parlour near the fireplace now. I always pace when I'm tense in case some or all of you didn't know that.

Lesbo: I'll hold your hand and comfort you.

Mirabella: Oh you were always kind to me - except when you were being an utter bitch, Lesbo.

Lesbo: I am fully a woman, you know that. Not just physically - as displayed by my short short skirt and revealing low cut top - but also in the manner of my moodal changeability.

Odo: You two will be careful near my jelly, won't you?

Mirabella: Oh Odo. You are such a worry wort.

Janesmith: Yes, I think all this Troll business has put you on edge, Odo. I mean, Mirabella is barely wearing any clothes. It's not like she can trip on her hotpants or get her boobtube caught in the candelabra.

Odo: But what about tripping on the edge of the tub itself?

Orwell: That's a good point. Watch where you're pacing, girls!

Petty: Ock za noo!

[Sound of startled squeals, and then a big squelchy noise]

_________________
Respectability is never Disrespectability
odo banks
odo banks
Respectable Hobbit of Needlehole

Posts : 1487
Join date : 2011-02-14
Location : Rushock Bog

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Eldorion Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:40 pm

Thank goodness Admins don't have to listen to Councils, or I'd never have risen to power get anything done.

{{{Love it, Odo! Laughing}}}
Eldorion
Eldorion
You're Gonna Carry That Weight

Posts : 23311
Join date : 2011-02-13
Age : 28
Location : Maryland, United States

https://purl.org/tolkien

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by odo banks Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:44 pm

 Get out of my Land - Foreigner! Mad 


{{{What do you love? scratch I hope it's not scantilly clad ladies sprawling about in tubs of jelly! Shocked}}}

_________________
Respectability is never Disrespectability
odo banks
odo banks
Respectable Hobbit of Needlehole

Posts : 1487
Join date : 2011-02-14
Location : Rushock Bog

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:47 pm

Its amazing really that Odo ever gets any jelly to set at all. Laughing 

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldy.

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
[/b]

the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 45241
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by halfwise Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:50 pm

cheers  It's been too long since the last Council of Odo. I feel ever so much safer knowing a wise, sober sausage head has taken the situation in hand. Nod 

_________________
Halfwise, son of Halfwit. Brother of Nitwit, son of Halfwit. Half brother of Figwit.
Then it gets complicated...
halfwise
halfwise
Quintessence of Burrahobbitry

Posts : 19293
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : rustic broom closet in farthing of Manhattan

Back to top Go down

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!) - Page 18 Empty Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Post by odo banks Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:51 pm

 I have more jelly than meets the eye, Mister Tyrant. Nod

Now - get out! Mad

_________________
Respectability is never Disrespectability
odo banks
odo banks
Respectable Hobbit of Needlehole

Posts : 1487
Join date : 2011-02-14
Location : Rushock Bog

Back to top Go down

Page 18 of 19 Previous  1 ... 10 ... 17, 18, 19  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum