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Post by Eldorion Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:20 pm

Yep, it's Robespierre, leader of the Jacobin Club and chief architect of the Reign of Terror.

Ah! How much you know of these dark dark things, Eldo, son of Baldo - or was that Amarie in Diguise!
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:33 pm

* cough Orwell cough*

Orwell isn't here. It is I, Odo Banks. Your true friend. A sniffle? A cold? All these ailments shall in the fullness of time be banned from Little Forumshire.
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Post by halfwise Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:51 pm

The pouncer hasn't pounced yet.  This is as disappointing as not being insulted during a Don Rickles show.  We'll give him another night.


Dear, dear, Halfy, as always, you make little sense. But did not our Lord, Eru Illuvatar himself say, "Blesséd are the Simpletons and the Halfwits"? No, He didn't, but let me say it for Him - and I have.

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Post by Orwell Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:36 pm

 I think you should shut the Little Forumshire borders, Odo. I know you are suffering these interloper with stupendous sufferediny, but even your monumental patience must be getting severely tested by now. Shrugging

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Post by Eldorion Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:43 pm

"Amarie in Disguise"?  Is this the new "Eldo is a girl" theory? Very Happy

Not a theory - an investigation, Eldo, son on Baldo.
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:44 pm

I think its time to run for the Hills. The Scourging has begun!!!

It will be more a Scouring than a Scourging. A polish-up and good a firm rubbing-down so as to make all things shine again, dear, dear Mrs Figg.
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Post by halfwise Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:47 pm

halfwise wrote:The pouncer hasn't pounced yet.  This is as disappointing as not being insulted during a Don Rickles show.  We'll give him another night.

Dear, dear, Halfy, as always, you make little sense. But did not our Lord, Eru Illuvatar himself say, "Blesséd are the Simpletons and the Halfwits"? No, He didn't, but let me say it for Him - and I have.

One color too many, but I fixed it for you.  {{{should we be afraid of all these expressions of paternal love?  Crikey but it's making me nervous. Figgy, I'll run if you do. }}}
I have greater powers in Little Forumshire than ye, young(ish) Halfy. Be warned! Or my wrath might verily fall down (benignly) upon ye!

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:48 pm

there's nowhere to hide. No the gigs up.

If you do as I ask - and the asking may not be too far away, dear, dear Mrs Figg - all will be well. Have I not already said so? Though I may not have yet, come to think....
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Post by halfwise Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:55 pm

It's echoing all over!!  Isn't there a nice soothing pool of jelly to jump into somewhere?

You're not making it easy for yourself, you know, when the Day cometh...

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:18 pm

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All will be well. All will be well, dear dear dear Mrs Figg.
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Post by RA Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:28 pm

Submit and all will be made well Exclamation

One day - when the long initiation process has been finalized - you'll make a fine Little Forumshiran, Rodney, I'm quite sure of it. Indeed, I know you will, that's how confident I am - it being such a long arduous taxing painful process involving at least a little brain surgery.

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:00 am

I am not sure if I quite like my undercarriage being fiddled with. Suspect

This has taken me a while to decipher, Mrs Figg - and I'm still not sure...
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Post by Amarië Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:18 am

Eldorion wrote:"Amarie in Disguise"?  Is this the new "Eldo is a girl" theory? Very Happy

Not a theory - an investigation, Eldo, son on Baldo.
I thought he meant that I was Baldo. Perhaps you are all a figment of my imagination.


Dear dear Amarie, I'm not saying you are Eldo, or even Eldo's Mother either - (though thanks for the possible clue!) - I only see it as being one of several hunches. Dear Orwell tells me that in investigating matters think of your mind as being like a parachute, if it's not open it isn't working.

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Post by Norc Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:44 am

what thread is- what ? what? i don't get it.. 



nevermind.


That's right, dear dear dear Norc --- nevermind.
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Post by Orwell Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:45 am

{{{Amarie, something has troubled me on and off your yonks. You say you are from Villa Witchville, Grey Havens, Fjordlandia. Now, are Fjordlandia and Fjordianlandia two separate places or the same place?  scratch }}}


{{{I can read encrypted messages in Little Forumshire, Orwell, and there will be no more fraternizing with the enemy. Be warned! }}}



Phew! That's strong peppermint! Shocked Hits you right in the eyes! Sad 

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Post by Amarië Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:03 am

{{{That is a good question, Orwell. Evil minds might say that the spelling is inconsistent because people simply make up their own spelling depending on mood and memory, but in truth the many non-fjordian countries have their own spelling. Like how we Fjordians (Fjordianlandians) spell Ozhobbitstan as Oppnedtøyseland. }}}

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Post by Amarië Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:08 am

{{{And may I add that red is a good colour on you, Odo. It brings out your eyes.}}}

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Post by Norc Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:08 am

oppnedtøyseland Laughing or djævelsk-varntlanj
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Post by Orwell Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:10 am

Amarië wrote:{{{That is a good question, Orwell. Evil minds might say that the spelling is inconsistent because people simply make up their own spelling depending on mood and memory, but in truth the many non-fjordian countries have their own spelling. Like how we Fjordians (Fjordianlandians) spell Ozhobbitstan as Oppnedtøyseland. }}}
{{{Oppnedtøyseland --- move over Mrs Figg --- make room in my heart for Amarie. For all I know, it might derogatory, but who cares? cheers }}}


{{{Note to self: Look up the netotranslator immediately... Nod }}}



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Post by Orwell Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:25 am

{{{Foiled for the moment - but we'll see... yes we'll see all right.... Banghead }}}

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Post by halfwise Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:42 am

Even the all-powerful uber-mind of Little Forumshire can't crack Fjordliandian: they make it up as they go along. Razz 

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Post by Norc Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:51 am

no we don't.. i think.
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Post by odo banks Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:51 pm

Terribly rude of you foreigners coming here and talking your horrid gobbledegook language - especially one that netotranslators can't even translate! Extremely Crabbit

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Post by Norc Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:53 pm

Shrugging everyone knows that fjordians aren't known for being polite Trollface
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Post by Orwell Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:15 pm

I sometimes wonder what you and Amarie get up to when you're not out in your longboat raping and pillaging! Extremely Crabbit

And by the way, Foreigners (Forumshirans) are not welcome in Little Forumshire.  Metal

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