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Post by Amarië Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:38 pm

Eldorion wrote:{{{Usually I keep a lid on this side of me. Embarassed Sometimes I can't help myself though. And Orwell in assless chaps always sets me off. Very Happy}}}
{{{You voted for him as best male, didn't you? Awww... }}}

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Post by halfwise Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:39 pm

Orwell's sure gonna have time trying to get this place cleaned up once he either wakes up or comes off duty.

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Post by CC12 35 Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:51 pm

why doesn't summer feel like it used to? is it still my favorite season? am I changing? no, no, no, it must just be more rainy than normal. but what if it's not the weather, what if it's me?!

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:30 am

halfwise wrote:Route 30 in PA, heading out of McConnelsburg towards Chambersburg. Biker bar called the Mountaintop Inn. Young women behind the bar wear bikinis with chaps. Once a year they do jello wrestling. You can get a beer, burger and fries for all of $5. About 1.5 hours from Baltimore, .... there you go m'boy don't say I never did you no favors.

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Post by the truth Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:19 am

Eldo put a dew rag on your head and stop by the Local Harley shop and get a T-shirt , you will fit right in .
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:25 am

now its my turn to ask, what the heck is a Dew Rag Truth?
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:26 am

and do you like Moto Guzzi?
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Post by the truth Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:33 am

a head cover like tying a scarf round your Knoggin a bandanna or neckerchief tied on your head
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Post by the truth Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:34 am

Do I like Motorcycles yes I have a harley davidson
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Post by halfwise Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:47 am

It's actually called a 'do-rag' as in 'hair-do'. You don't get hat-hair from it, and since in Pennsylvania Helmets are optional (though I think they overturned that recently) you wear a do-rag to prevent wind-do. Which is probably better than helmet hair but whatever.

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:51 am

This is a do-rag, as modeled by Snoop Dogg (thank you, Google Image Search! Very Happy).

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:53 am

the truth wrote:Eldo put a dew rag on your head and stop by the Local Harley shop and get a T-shirt, you will fit right in.

I'll have to keep this in mind. Cool I haven't been inside a Harley shop in years, not since my parents had a motorcycle a long time ago (though I don't think it was actually a Harley).
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Post by CC12 35 Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:54 am

Had Destinys Child 'Cater 2 U' stuck in my head all day. Idek

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:03 am

you would get serious hat hair from that though. It would flatten your do in a nano second. Its like a hair condom. not good. I guess its good in a breeze though.

I think i'll stick to my Audrey Hepburn Hermes scarf, for windy situations. Nod
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Post by the truth Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:20 am

my head looks like a cueball I have no hair LOL so it catches the sweat ( Dew) get my drift.. Grass doesnt grow on a busy Highway lol!
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Post by Orwell Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:11 am

At work all day! Sad 40 degrees in the shade! Sad And I come back to my Little Forumshire hideaway.. and get this!



Banghead






fook Extremely Crabbit





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Post by RA Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:44 am

Orwell wrote: And I come back to my Little Forumshire hideaway.. and get this!
And I helped Nod

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Post by Orwell Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:47 am

Mad



RODNEY BANNED ROMNEY BANNED RODNEY BINNED RODNEY BANNED

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Post by odo banks Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:15 am

Odo: I've just remembered why I called you all here.

Orwell: And what's that?

Odo: It's these Needlehole Mysteries the young folks are so crazy over nowadays.

Mrs Figg: Oh yes. Wonderful fun, you know..

Orwell: And, of course, some of the oldies like them too. Rolling Eyes That Librarian witch is a fan, I do believe.

Jane: Do I know her?

Orwell: Think Fjordianlandia and glasses and a sweet veneer with a heart of pure darkness. She can be rather sweet in unnexpected ways, you know....

Mrs Figg: What? Suspect

Odo: Amarie! Oh yes. It's quite obvious when you know. Anyway about these ridiculous Neeedlehole Mysteries... I think we should ban them from Little Forumshire.

Mirabella: Oh no. You can't. I'm ever so fond of that heroic young cock, Eldo.

Porgy: And Ringo. Wouldn't I love to crush him to by bosom!

Biffo: Nork iss my fuvrit.

Odo: Don't be stupid, Biffo, you can't even read.

Jane: Hmmm.... well... actually... mmm... I've been reading those delight... err... ridiculous little tales to him. .. err... at bedtime..

Odo: Suspect I won't ask. Anyway, I think we should ban them being read in Little Forumshire. Have you read them too, Orwell? I hope not. Ridiculous tales!

Orwell: I only read them so that I can scoff at them. Won some kind of pathetic Forumshire Award... but that's hardly worth much.

Mrs Figg: You're still smarting over that Little Kindergarten on the Forum business, sweetpea, aren't you. Poor baby!

Orwell: No I'm not. And don't squeeze my hand like that. I don't need any comforting by you, or any other lady.

Mrs Figg: What's with you and your attitude to a woman's touch? Mad What is wrong with you? Maybe you'd prefer it if Biffo held your hand...

Orwell: Damn you, Mrs Figg! Damn you! Sad

Mrs Figg: So it's true!

Orwell: No, it's not. Mad And even if he held my hand, it'd be for masculine bonding reasons, not what you think... Stop grabbing my hand, Mrs Figg.. I'm too upset now. Mad

Mrs Figg: So you are still upset about the Little Kinder....

Orwell: Am not! I'm just annoyed - in a very manly way - at all your namby pamby softy wofty feminine sensitivitizing! You need to know something about me Mrs Figg.

Mrs Figg: And what's that my little apple blossom?

Orwell: You need to know that I'm a Man's man and not some namby pamby softy wofty woman's man.

Odo: Anyway, it's obvious that President Orwell agrees with me that those silly Needlehole Mysteries need to be banned.

Mirabella: But....?

Odo: Sorry, dear Niece! The decision is made. And I must say, it's quite satisfying to get through one of my Councils without someone falling into my jelly. Thank goodness.

Mirabella: It is a bit of an anti-climax tho....

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Orwell: Um... Is that it then?

Odo: Yes.



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Orwell: I see... .....



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Orwell: Look what someone special sent to me...
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Mrs Figg: Suspect It better not have been a woman who sent you that! Suspect

Orwell: A gentlehobbit doesn't speak of personal things like that. {{{I love you}}}

Mrs Figg: It was a boy, wasn't it! You've got a boyfriend! I knew it! Sad

Orwell [smugly]: No, it was a woman alright.. and a married woman at that! Nod

Porgy: Oooh this mystery is better than any old Needlehole Mystery....

Orwell: I know... Wink






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Post by Amarië Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:46 pm

Clearly it wasn't me who sent Orwell that smiley or helped make it work {{{For heavens sake, it's just like adding an image}}}, 'cause I'm not married. Nod

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Post by Orwell Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:20 pm

Interfered with! Shocked On my own Forum! Shocked By a woman! Shocked By an unmarried woman too! Shocked With kids! Shocked Oh dear.... Shocked

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Post by the truth Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:32 am

Orwell whos in charge of cleaning around this place , its getting a little ,hmm untidy .
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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:29 pm

well dont look at me, I only use my broom for flying about Forumshire. Cool I like to swoop down on Orwell and pull his plonker. Basketball
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Post by halfwise Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:00 pm

Dear Odo, I do hope you ban that little Norc imp from Little Forumshire. She's wreaking havoc down in the complaints department even as we speak. Most disreputable.

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Post by Orwell Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:34 pm

{{{What's encrypted must remain encrypted, Amarie! Nod Wise words, mr President.}}}

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