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Post by chris63 Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:23 am

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Post by Norc Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:47 am

azriel wrote:The only seat available on the train was next a well dressed middle-aged French woman and was being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honour and chastise the American.
An English man sitting opposite spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

Laughing good one.
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Post by azriel Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:18 pm

Thankyou all, I TRY to find a joke or two if I can, helps ease the day, especially if the day doesnt go as youde like it to!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:37 pm

There's a way to get days to go the way you'd like them to? Why does noone ever tell me these things?! Mad

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Post by azriel Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:46 pm

Yer to Buckied ! strike that, being buckied DOES get you thru the day ! Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:48 pm

Very true! drunken

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Post by azriel Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:48 pm

A drunken man staggers into a catholic church and sits down in a confession box but says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final atempt to get the man to speak.

Finally the drunk replies - "No use knockin' mate - there's no paper in this one either".

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:49 pm

lol!

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Post by Eldorion Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:53 pm

That's a good one. Laughing
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Post by Norc Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:32 pm

oh... god..
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Post by Norc Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:11 pm

I was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH
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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:32 pm

lol!
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:22 am

lol!

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Post by Amarië Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:05 am

Norc wrote:I was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH

XD I so love these lame jokes.

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Post by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:58 am

Chris : "Morning Sex"......... lol!

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Post by chris63 Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:31 pm

azriel wrote:Chris : "Morning Sex"......... lol!

Can i have a shower first ?

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Post by Ally Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:33 pm

Laughing

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Post by Eldorion Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:21 am

Well played. Laughing
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Post by CC12 35 Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:31 am

"Morning sex with Jesus: I love jesus! but in a sexual way" if I ever started a church that'd be my slogan

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Post by Eldorion Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:23 am

You would, wouldn't you.
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Post by azriel Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:09 am

I meant the JOKE, Chris, you plum ! Laughing such sordid little minds abound on here, bounce

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Post by chris63 Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:44 am

Kissing lol!

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Post by CC12 35 Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:19 am

Brb starting my own church

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Post by Amarië Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:05 am

Can't you just join one of those DaVinci code ones? Much less work.

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