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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:15 pm

that X Box one was rather gigglesome. Laughing and I dont even know what an X Box is. Shocked
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Post by Orwell Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:21 pm

Could it be 'Sex Box'? My bad! I'm thinking of 'Sex Bomb', aren't I? Suspect

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:33 pm

why do people say, my bad? what does it mean? scratch and why do they say tidbits when its titbits? Shrugging
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Post by Orwell Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:37 pm

Btw Mrs Figg, as you know I'm not interested at all in sexual innuendos and double (or triple) entendres, but I happened to be listening a radio program yesterday. They were talking about lyrics in Blues Songs before people wrecked sex jokes by saying thinsg like, "Oh look at my enormous penis!" instead of, "Give me some of that there jelly roll, me mun."

You see, this was back when people had to be round-a-bout in discussing sexual things - you know, in those days, for example, when a cabbage wasn't always the cabbage you thought it was. For example, the Christian Moral Majority thought a ladies cabbage was a healthy vegetable --- and it often still is in a sense Embarassed in a way Embarassed sometimes Embarassed even today Embarassed practically speaking Embarassed but never mind, I'm sure you - of all people - get my drift, Mrs Figg.. Shocked

This got me thinking about rudeness. I would never indulge in lewdness of any sort, of course, but I am disspassionate observer of other people's depravity as you know. Being such an (uninvolved) expert in the subject, I have noticed how in-your-face the likes of Ally and Norc are in sexual matters, while folk like you and Petty (as two examples of depraved people here, and there are many) are far more underhand and insidious in the way you go about it.

I know which approach is (from an objective viewpoint) funnier, and which is far boring-er for all it's blatant confrontationalism. Not that I find you and Petty's approach personally funnier, but I have an objective view, as I said above, of what sexual jokes MOST people find funny. I personally find jokes about sexulaity of any kind offensive, as you know only too well.

Anyway, interesting radio show.


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Post by Orwell Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:38 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:why do people say, my bad? what does it mean? scratch

It's fashionable - I don't need to know what it means. Very Happy

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:50 pm

I grew up with dooble entendrez Orwell, its in my jeans so to speak, whoops there I go again. I dont personally like the in-yer-face stuff, I prefer to leave it up to people how they take it or ignore it, rather than forcing them. thats the beauty of dooble entendrez methinks. I grew up in a strange era in tv, it was ruder than now in some ways, but also more innocent. Are You Being Served was a family show but it was incredibly rude and yet innocent at the same time, tis strange.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:53 pm

Very true Mrs Figg, I was just stroking my pussy reading that and from the contented sounds that ensued I'm sure she agrees. what sort of jokes can I get away with? - Page 5 1918643206

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Post by Orwell Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:58 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:I grew up with dooble entendrez Orwell, its in my jeans so to speak, whoops there I go again. I dont personally like the in-yer-face stuff, I prefer to leave it up to people how they take it or ignore it, rather than forcing them. thats the beauty of dooble entendrez methinks. I grew up in a strange era in tv, it was ruder than now in some ways, but also more innocent. Are You Being Served was a family show but it was incredibly rude and yet innocent at the same time, tis strange.

Yes, back then there was all sorts of goings on going on. I was disgusted. So was my Mum and Dad and all my brothers and sisters. We were all absolutely disgusted. Not just once, but every time we tuned in.


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Post by Orwell Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:59 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Very true Mrs Figg, I was just stroking my pussy reading that and from the contented sounds that ensued I'm sure she agrees. what sort of jokes can I get away with? - Page 5 1918643206

I have a ginger* pussy, Petty. She is very snuggly.


{{{Boring I know by my ginger* pussy is called Ginger. Seemed inescapable in the end! Shrugging ).


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Post by Norc Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:01 am

Orwell wrote:Shouldn't that be 'Gay', not 'gay'... If not, I don't get it! Suspect Let me see, "I was going to tell a gay joke, butt I don't feel in the mood for one." No, that's not funny. What about, "I wasn't going to tell a gay joke, but everybody laughed.' No, that doesn't work either. Norc do you mind if I change it to 'Gay'? It'll work better that way. Shrugging

last time I checked, you use capital letter in names and in I, unless your german.
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Post by Norc Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:03 am

Orwell wrote:Btw Mrs Figg, as you know I'm not interested at all in sexual innuendos and double (or triple) entendres, but I happened to be listening a radio program yesterday. They were talking about lyrics in Blues Songs before people wrecked sex jokes by saying thinsg like, "Oh look at my enormous penis!" instead of, "Give me some of that there jelly roll, me mun."

You see, this was back when people had to be round-a-bout in discussing sexual things - you know, in those days, for example, when a cabbage wasn't always the cabbage you thought it was. For example, the Christian Moral Majority thought a ladies cabbage was a healthy vegetable --- and it often still is in a sense Embarassed in a way Embarassed sometimes Embarassed even today Embarassed practically speaking Embarassed but never mind, I'm sure you - of all people - get my drift, Mrs Figg.. Shocked

This got me thinking about rudeness. I would never indulge in lewdness of any sort, of course, but I am disspassionate observer of other people's depravity as you know. Being such an (uninvolved) expert in the subject, I have noticed how in-your-face the likes of Ally and Norc are in sexual matters, while folk like you and Petty (as two examples of depraved people here, and there are many) are far more underhand and insidious in the way you go about it.

I know which approach is (from an objective viewpoint) funnier, and which is far boring-er for all it's blatant confrontationalism. Not that I find you and Petty's approach personally funnier, but I have an objective view, as I said above, of what sexual jokes MOST people find funny. I personally find jokes about sexulaity of any kind offensive, as you know only too well.

Anyway, interesting radio show.

I post one joke, and it's sexual so therefor I what?
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Post by Norc Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:03 am

oh, wait, this is Orwel, right. nevermind.
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Post by Orwell Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:04 am

Hadehaha, Norc! --- actually tho, you may be right... I'd look up my grammar book except I never bothered to get one. I prefer to ad lib anyway as you should know by now. (Not that I'd expect you to have ever paid any attention anyhow! Mad )

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Post by Orwell Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:06 am

Norc wrote:I post one joke, and it's sexual so therefor I what?

Oh I'd well and truly moved on from your gramatically irregular joke, Norc. Very Happy We started talking about 'deeper' humour. You know, more adult stuff...




{{Nnote to self: Hee hee! Laughing I bet that stuck right up her craw! Twisted Evil }}}

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:06 am

my pussy is sleeping in the wardrobe, I think she thinks its Narnia. albino
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Post by Orwell Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:07 am

No matter how hard I try (disspassionately) to see an innuendo there, I can't Mrs Figg... I hipe you're not losing your mojo? Shocked {{{Mind you, it was cute.. hee hee... Narnia... }}}


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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:09 am

watch out Orwell these Vikings have horny hats. Laughing
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Post by Orwell Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:14 am

Now you're mixing inanity with Viking erection-allusions! It's like I can't hold you down anywhere, Mrs Figg. I mean, 'metaphorically speaking' I can't penetrate deeply into your under-self - or not for the nonce, anyhow. Perhaps if you were to come over I might find some sunshine between the legs of your personal being? Suspect

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:18 am

:facepalm:
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Post by Orwell Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:20 am

Does that mean you're on the way over, Mrs Figg...? Suspect I seem to remember that coded gesture... Very Happy Oh dear... Embarassed Sorry! You told me never to mention Budapest! Shocked

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:34 am

I must warn you two I do have a bucket of water on standby.

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Post by Orwell Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:41 am

We're trying to have a mature conversation here, Petty, if you don't mind... Rolling Eyes

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Post by Norc Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:39 am

this thread.. some weird statements about Narnia and cats with double meaning, vikings and budapest, is that an avenger-nod?
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Post by David H Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:24 am

Orwell wrote: For example, the Christian Moral Majority thought a ladies cabbage was a healthy vegetable --- and it often still is in a sense Embarassed in a way Embarassed sometimes Embarassed even today Embarassed practically speaking Embarassed but never mind, I'm sure you - of all people - get my drift, Mrs Figg.. Shocked


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Certainly look healthy to me David, and ripe but hopefully not overly firm, I like a bit of give in my cabbage. what sort of jokes can I get away with? - Page 5 1918643206

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