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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
that X Box one was rather gigglesome. and I dont even know what an X Box is.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
Could it be 'Sex Box'? My bad! I'm thinking of 'Sex Bomb', aren't I?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
why do people say, my bad? what does it mean? and why do they say tidbits when its titbits?
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Btw Mrs Figg, as you know I'm not interested at all in sexual innuendos and double (or triple) entendres, but I happened to be listening a radio program yesterday. They were talking about lyrics in Blues Songs before people wrecked sex jokes by saying thinsg like, "Oh look at my enormous penis!" instead of, "Give me some of that there jelly roll, me mun."
You see, this was back when people had to be round-a-bout in discussing sexual things - you know, in those days, for example, when a cabbage wasn't always the cabbage you thought it was. For example, the Christian Moral Majority thought a ladies cabbage was a healthy vegetable --- and it often still is in a sense in a way sometimes even today practically speaking but never mind, I'm sure you - of all people - get my drift, Mrs Figg..
This got me thinking about rudeness. I would never indulge in lewdness of any sort, of course, but I am disspassionate observer of other people's depravity as you know. Being such an (uninvolved) expert in the subject, I have noticed how in-your-face the likes of Ally and Norc are in sexual matters, while folk like you and Petty (as two examples of depraved people here, and there are many) are far more underhand and insidious in the way you go about it.
I know which approach is (from an objective viewpoint) funnier, and which is far boring-er for all it's blatant confrontationalism. Not that I find you and Petty's approach personally funnier, but I have an objective view, as I said above, of what sexual jokes MOST people find funny. I personally find jokes about sexulaity of any kind offensive, as you know only too well.
Anyway, interesting radio show.
You see, this was back when people had to be round-a-bout in discussing sexual things - you know, in those days, for example, when a cabbage wasn't always the cabbage you thought it was. For example, the Christian Moral Majority thought a ladies cabbage was a healthy vegetable --- and it often still is in a sense in a way sometimes even today practically speaking but never mind, I'm sure you - of all people - get my drift, Mrs Figg..
This got me thinking about rudeness. I would never indulge in lewdness of any sort, of course, but I am disspassionate observer of other people's depravity as you know. Being such an (uninvolved) expert in the subject, I have noticed how in-your-face the likes of Ally and Norc are in sexual matters, while folk like you and Petty (as two examples of depraved people here, and there are many) are far more underhand and insidious in the way you go about it.
I know which approach is (from an objective viewpoint) funnier, and which is far boring-er for all it's blatant confrontationalism. Not that I find you and Petty's approach personally funnier, but I have an objective view, as I said above, of what sexual jokes MOST people find funny. I personally find jokes about sexulaity of any kind offensive, as you know only too well.
Anyway, interesting radio show.
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Mrs Figg wrote:why do people say, my bad? what does it mean?
It's fashionable - I don't need to know what it means.
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I grew up with dooble entendrez Orwell, its in my jeans so to speak, whoops there I go again. I dont personally like the in-yer-face stuff, I prefer to leave it up to people how they take it or ignore it, rather than forcing them. thats the beauty of dooble entendrez methinks. I grew up in a strange era in tv, it was ruder than now in some ways, but also more innocent. Are You Being Served was a family show but it was incredibly rude and yet innocent at the same time, tis strange.
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Very true Mrs Figg, I was just stroking my pussy reading that and from the contented sounds that ensued I'm sure she agrees.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
Mrs Figg wrote:I grew up with dooble entendrez Orwell, its in my jeans so to speak, whoops there I go again. I dont personally like the in-yer-face stuff, I prefer to leave it up to people how they take it or ignore it, rather than forcing them. thats the beauty of dooble entendrez methinks. I grew up in a strange era in tv, it was ruder than now in some ways, but also more innocent. Are You Being Served was a family show but it was incredibly rude and yet innocent at the same time, tis strange.
Yes, back then there was all sorts of goings on going on. I was disgusted. So was my Mum and Dad and all my brothers and sisters. We were all absolutely disgusted. Not just once, but every time we tuned in.
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:Very true Mrs Figg, I was just stroking my pussy reading that and from the contented sounds that ensued I'm sure she agrees.
I have a ginger* pussy, Petty. She is very snuggly.
{{{Boring I know by my ginger* pussy is called Ginger. Seemed inescapable in the end! ).
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Orwell wrote:Shouldn't that be 'Gay', not 'gay'... If not, I don't get it! Let me see, "I was going to tell a gay joke, butt I don't feel in the mood for one." No, that's not funny. What about, "I wasn't going to tell a gay joke, but everybody laughed.' No, that doesn't work either. Norc do you mind if I change it to 'Gay'? It'll work better that way.
last time I checked, you use capital letter in names and in I, unless your german.
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Orwell wrote:Btw Mrs Figg, as you know I'm not interested at all in sexual innuendos and double (or triple) entendres, but I happened to be listening a radio program yesterday. They were talking about lyrics in Blues Songs before people wrecked sex jokes by saying thinsg like, "Oh look at my enormous penis!" instead of, "Give me some of that there jelly roll, me mun."
You see, this was back when people had to be round-a-bout in discussing sexual things - you know, in those days, for example, when a cabbage wasn't always the cabbage you thought it was. For example, the Christian Moral Majority thought a ladies cabbage was a healthy vegetable --- and it often still is in a sense in a way sometimes even today practically speaking but never mind, I'm sure you - of all people - get my drift, Mrs Figg..
This got me thinking about rudeness. I would never indulge in lewdness of any sort, of course, but I am disspassionate observer of other people's depravity as you know. Being such an (uninvolved) expert in the subject, I have noticed how in-your-face the likes of Ally and Norc are in sexual matters, while folk like you and Petty (as two examples of depraved people here, and there are many) are far more underhand and insidious in the way you go about it.
I know which approach is (from an objective viewpoint) funnier, and which is far boring-er for all it's blatant confrontationalism. Not that I find you and Petty's approach personally funnier, but I have an objective view, as I said above, of what sexual jokes MOST people find funny. I personally find jokes about sexulaity of any kind offensive, as you know only too well.
Anyway, interesting radio show.
I post one joke, and it's sexual so therefor I what?
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Hadehaha, Norc! --- actually tho, you may be right... I'd look up my grammar book except I never bothered to get one. I prefer to ad lib anyway as you should know by now. (Not that I'd expect you to have ever paid any attention anyhow! )
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Norc wrote:I post one joke, and it's sexual so therefor I what?
Oh I'd well and truly moved on from your gramatically irregular joke, Norc. We started talking about 'deeper' humour. You know, more adult stuff...
{{Nnote to self: Hee hee! I bet that stuck right up her craw! }}}
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my pussy is sleeping in the wardrobe, I think she thinks its Narnia.
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No matter how hard I try (disspassionately) to see an innuendo there, I can't Mrs Figg... I hipe you're not losing your mojo? {{{Mind you, it was cute.. hee hee... Narnia... }}}
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watch out Orwell these Vikings have horny hats.
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Now you're mixing inanity with Viking erection-allusions! It's like I can't hold you down anywhere, Mrs Figg. I mean, 'metaphorically speaking' I can't penetrate deeply into your under-self - or not for the nonce, anyhow. Perhaps if you were to come over I might find some sunshine between the legs of your personal being?
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Does that mean you're on the way over, Mrs Figg...? I seem to remember that coded gesture... Oh dear... Sorry! You told me never to mention Budapest!
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I must warn you two I do have a bucket of water on standby.
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We're trying to have a mature conversation here, Petty, if you don't mind...
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this thread.. some weird statements about Narnia and cats with double meaning, vikings and budapest, is that an avenger-nod?
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Orwell wrote: For example, the Christian Moral Majority thought a ladies cabbage was a healthy vegetable --- and it often still is in a sense in a way sometimes even today practically speaking but never mind, I'm sure you - of all people - get my drift, Mrs Figg..
I don't know what you're going on about Orwell.
Cabbage is without question a very healthy vegetable.
Just ask these ladies!
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Certainly look healthy to me David, and ripe but hopefully not overly firm, I like a bit of give in my cabbage.
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