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Post by Norc Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:08 am

Happy Birthday Dr Petty Happy-birthday


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Post by Eldorion Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:07 pm

Happy birthday, Petty! I've gotta run to go take a test right now but I hope you have a great day and get really drunk (if that's what you want). cheers
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:13 pm

if that's what you want- Eldo

Is that a trick question?
I started 'celebrating' at midnight Eldo dont you worry. drunken

And thanks guys, that vid Norc reminded of trying to learn chanter as a child (I was terrible) Still makes for a good drinking game if you have to drink more the faster it gets! drunken

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Post by halfwise Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:20 pm

"May the candles on your cake
burn like cities in your wake
Happy Birthday (unh!) Happy Birthday (unh!)"

"Let the women wail and weep
kill them all but SAVE THE SHEEP!
Happy Birthday (unh!) Happy Birthday (unh!)"

-Excerpts from Mongolian Birthday Song.

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Post by Orwell Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:33 pm

No one told me it was your birthday, Petty! Shocked

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Post by Wisey Banks Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:45 pm

ODE ON A PETTY BIRTHDAY

Twas in the year of Seventy -
some say it was the year after -
and let's face it
no one really knows -
which is no cause for laughter;

Petty is his character
and Petty is his name
but it's not his fault he
popped out of his Mum,
it's his Mum who must be blamed!

His father - him of lusty legs -
who bounded out upon the heath
and took his Mummy's chastity
in the night
just like a Thief

should equally be blamed -
him of reddened beard
him who all women
and sheep alike a'feared;

but for all that
here he is
all brazen in his kilt
traipsing about in Forumshire
making every heart milt

for he is a merry beast
all crabbit black and cold
and we all love him
though he doesn't deserve it -
so I'm told!

happy birthday - little hobbit,
whose eyes dance wild
like a haggis without his sporran -
no, nothing at all mild! -

happy birthday, Scottie lad -
may your thistle forever enlarge,
May all girls send you flowers
by eagle, cart and barge,

for, as I hinted above,
we love you, you crabbit beast -
we send you kisses from
North, South and West -
but don't expect them from the
East!


"A Scottish Book of Birthday Scottishness" by Robbie Burns (planned not actioned).

Channelled by
Wisey's Ghost


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Post by Norc Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:46 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
And thanks guys, that vid Norc reminded of trying to learn chanter as a child (I was terrible) Still makes for a good drinking game if you have to drink more the faster it gets! drunken

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Post by Ally Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:07 am

happy birthday sweetie, have an awesome one, GET wasted Wink

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Post by Tinuviel Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:12 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETTY! As a royal Birthday present, I give you 1,000 barrels of Buckie! cheers {{{{{{{{{{{{{{That should stop him from drinking mine!}}}}}}}}}}}
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Post by Ally Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:17 am

As a responsible head of state you shouldn't be encouraging binge drinking
It's why Iran is doing so well at the moment, lack of buckie Razz

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Post by halfwise Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:32 am

Pretty generous of you there, Your Maj, giving Petty a full two week's supply.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:22 pm

Shocked Your Maj!!! cheers drunken drunken Happy Birthday Dr Petty 1096485955 drunken

Wisey I am moved to tears, but then I am still drunk. drunken

happy birthday sweetie- Ally

sweetie. Embarassed Hang on, didn't you say all your posts were sarcastic now? Suspect

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Post by RA Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:31 pm

Happy birthday, petty. Very Happy

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Post by Orwell Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:04 pm

Did you have a party, Petty?

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Post by halfwise Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:27 pm

Parties are pretty petty, don't you think?

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Post by Orwell Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:46 pm

I hope it wasn't a pretty pathetic party, Petty? Shocked Mind, I wasn't invited, so I guess it was at grave risk of that! Very Happy

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Post by halfwise Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:12 pm

Orwell, you pompous Petty-party pooper! Rolling Eyes

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Post by Orwell Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:10 am

cheers

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Post by Kafria Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:34 am

Happy birthday (a little late) hope it was a good one Very Happy

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Post by David H Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:02 am

Petty seems to have been overwhelmed by the generosity of Queen Tin's gift. drunken Sleep

A pity because I brought a special bottle of chili buckie for him. Very Happy

However will I give it to him in this condition? scratch

Why, who left this hose laying about?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:39 pm

Shocked Happy Birthday Dr Petty 2276801876 THAT is no way to wake up an overindulged Scotshobbit Dave!! Mad

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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:41 pm

A belated happy birthday from Fjordlandia - hope you had a nice day, Petty Very Happy

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