Happy Birthday Dr Petty

by Norc Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:08 am

(my ears....)

by Eldorion Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:07 pm

Happy birthday, Petty! I've gotta run to go take a test right now but I hope you have a great day and get really drunk (if that's what you want). cheers

by Pettytyrant101 Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:13 pm

if that's what you want- Eldo

Is that a trick question?
I started 'celebrating' at midnight Eldo dont you worry. drunken

And thanks guys, that vid Norc reminded of trying to learn chanter as a child (I was terrible) Still makes for a good drinking game if you have to drink more the faster it gets! drunken

by halfwise Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:20 pm

"May the candles on your cake
burn like cities in your wake
Happy Birthday (unh!) Happy Birthday (unh!)"

"Let the women wail and weep
kill them all but SAVE THE SHEEP!
Happy Birthday (unh!) Happy Birthday (unh!)"

-Excerpts from Mongolian Birthday Song.

by **Orwell** Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:33 pm

No one told me it was your birthday, Petty! Shocked

by Wisey Banks Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:45 pm

ODE ON A PETTY BIRTHDAY

Twas in the year of Seventy -
some say it was the year after -
and let's face it
no one really knows -
which is no cause for laughter;

Petty is his character
and Petty is his name
but it's not his fault he
popped out of his Mum,
it's his Mum who must be blamed!

His father - him of lusty legs -
who bounded out upon the heath
and took his Mummy's chastity
in the night
just like a Thief

should equally be blamed -
him of reddened beard
him who all women
and sheep alike a'feared;

but for all that
here he is
all brazen in his kilt
traipsing about in Forumshire
making every heart milt

for he is a merry beast
all crabbit black and cold
and we all love him
though he doesn't deserve it -
so I'm told!

happy birthday - little hobbit,
whose eyes dance wild
like a haggis without his sporran -
no, nothing at all mild! -

happy birthday, Scottie lad -
may your thistle forever enlarge,
May all girls send you flowers
by eagle, cart and barge,

for, as I hinted above,
we love you, you crabbit beast -
we send you kisses from
North, South and West -
but don't expect them from the
East!

"A Scottish Book of Birthday Scottishness" by Robbie Burns (planned not actioned).

Channelled by
Wisey's Ghost

by Norc Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:46 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
And thanks guys, that vid Norc reminded of trying to learn chanter as a child (I was terrible) Still makes for a good drinking game if you have to drink more the faster it gets!