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Post by David H Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:39 pm

And I'll bet that llama knew exactly where there nearest elephant poo was when he decided to run off. There devious are those llamas!Twisted Evil 
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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:59 pm

yeah Llamas suck, and spit Mad 
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Post by David H Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:25 pm

Yeah...llama spit Mad ....When Sir Francis Drake landed on the Pacific coast of South America, he describes the Spaniards as riding curiously large sheep. You can tell that Drake doesn't quite know what to make of these beasts (or of the Spaniards for that matter.Shocked )
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Post by Amarië Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:03 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:my dad has just reminded me of stuff I got up to in the past, like the time when I was 10, I rode a Llama in Bellevue zoo and it ran off with me and it tried to escape with me on its back, it ran down the main road after escaping its pen, and then catapulted me into some elephant poo. and the time I got involved in a shoot out in a shopping mall in Moss Side, these criminals were shooting each other over a balcony and I jumped into a dustbin to save myself as bullets whizzed round me. I Always end up somewhere smelly. Suspect 
... and now you're marrying Petty.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:20 pm

Hey!! Mad 

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Post by Kafria Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:31 am

Yeah, I'm sure a wet barrel, stuck in the mud under a tree and full of snoring, crabbit scots hobbit is a very fragrant place to live! Very Happy 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:36 am

humph, I smell only of buckie and damp tartan. Nod 

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Post by Eldorion Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:08 pm

That's true love. I love you
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:27 pm

Evil or Very Mad  its my destiny to end up mouldy
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Post by David H Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:35 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:humph, I smell only of buckie and damp tartan. Nod 
Yep, damp from sleeping in the muck of my pig stye! Mad  Even the pigs were complaining about the smell!Rolling Eyes 
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:59 pm

Amarië wrote:
Mrs Figg wrote:my dad has just reminded me of stuff I got up to in the past, like the time when I was 10, I rode a Llama in Bellevue zoo and it ran off with me and it tried to escape with me on its back, it ran down the main road after escaping its pen, and then catapulted me into some elephant poo. and the time I got involved in a shoot out in a shopping mall in Moss Side, these criminals were shooting each other over a balcony and I jumped into a dustbin to save myself as bullets whizzed round me. I Always end up somewhere smelly. Suspect 
... and now you're marrying Petty.
No I will suffer the slings and arrows of that outrageously drunk Scottish barbarian
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:11 am

What about me!? I have to put up with your wrangling at all hours, and there's always ladies in your shop, and when go I anywhere near they glance over and I can hear them giggling and laughing Suspect  - and that is the worse noise known to male ears. Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:15 am

its because your sporan squeaks mid-wrangle
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:26 am

Embarassed  Evil or Very Mad 

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Post by Eldorion Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:43 am

I don't think I've ever seen Petty blush except at things Mrs Figg has said. Laughing
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:24 pm

Twisted Evil 
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Post by RA Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:53 am

awww Smile 

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Post by Eldorion Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:07 pm

Petty and Figgy are proof that Forumshire matchmakers know what they're doing. Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:20 pm

Evil or Very Mad 

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Post by Eldorion Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:24 pm

We know how lovesick and lonesome you get when Figgy isn't around! Wink
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:40 pm

I am not lovesick!! Mad I'm, I, I'm missing, um, Odo, yes that's it! I'm missing being made crabbit by that infurating OZhobbit. AND NOTHING ELSE!

{{{{She loves me -ouch!- she loves me not-ouch!- she loves me -ouch!- she love me not -OUCH--- Mad whoever thought this up as a way of finding out obviously didnt live in a country of bloody thistles Evil or Very Mad }}}}}


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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:58 pm

Evil or Very Mad 
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Post by halfwise Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:33 pm

Just to make sure you see this Eldo, the linkage to the Old Forum now goes to modern Bree.

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Post by Norc Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:37 pm

does it? but that's... what? Suspect
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Post by Bluebottle Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:07 am

Does that mean it goes nowhere now? scratch

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