The 2012 Annual Forumshire Awards

There is something quite mysterious and pagan about Morris Men, I like watching them.

Eegad! I mean --- eeegad!

They wave lace hankies like real men should.

Only the upper classes, mind... The manual labourer looks perfectly effeminate when he waves a hanky.

You can do an olympics themed summer picnic Mrs Figg.

What better way to admire {{{perv}}} over your male colleagues than with them in their spandex unitards?

Nice one Lance, thats a brilliant idea! Borat's unitard for Orwell then. I hope he waxes those shoulders.

only olympics if we do it the old fashion way. All the men must compete, women don't have to, and men have to be naked (and hopefully well trained).

I was quite looking forward to the unitard... spandex feels nice in the warm places.

But, the rules are the rules and so will respect them if it means I have to get my kit off.

This thread has taken a turn for the worrisome.

So thats what admin was doing earlier, I wondered who it was, is it you Eldo? or is it someone who doesnt like man-kinis?

18 --- the new 16!

I was wondering if for the picnic seeing as its the Olympics, would a Mount Olympus theme be any good? you could come as your favourite Greek hero or god. or Roman if you prefer.

Mrs Figg wrote:Do 13 year olds get dooble entendrez?

Not at first, but it doesn't take much explanation for her to get the drift!

(And I have done this recently! Watching the big bang theory with Raj and Howard giggling as Sheldon said he needed wood.)

Mrs Figg wrote:I was wondering if for the picnic seeing as its the Olympics, would a Mount Olympus theme be any good? you could come as your favourite Greek hero or god. or Roman if you prefer.

I think that sounds like a great idea!

Kafria wrote:(And I have done this recently! Watching the big bang theory with Raj and Howard giggling as Sheldon said he needed wood.)

Oh how sweet and naive that girl is... but, just in case some of the others here don't get it, what did they mean?

So when's the picnic Mrs Figg?- I read about it in papers.

erm dunno really, never having horganized one before like. Do you need tartan blankets or summat? last time I went to a picnic it was... never. nope...horrible things, wasps in your sarnies, and grass stains, I hope its not damp, damp makes me crabbit. help. um what happened last time? was there fairy cakes?

And I got sacked to be replaced by this?!!

First you set a date for the opening- and the picninc should last at least a few days so people can drop in as time allows.
Secondly there should be a theme, some fancy dress to spice things up and allow for comedy muddles and japes.
Third start a scandal that can then be built up to hysterical levels involving as many residents as possible iin the Forumshire press, all of which will come to a head at the picnic. (So leave enough time between announcing the date and the date for scandal to brew).
Simple.

And obviously you need tartan blankets!!

Listen moaning Scottish Human, I am the Great and Powerful Zeus and I am in charge of this puny picnic and if people dont come I will zap em up the trossocks.

Who are you calling a human? I don't care how big your electric rod is I can still claim yi. Just from some distance away, behind that wall. My what a big fella, especially from this angle in that toga!

Anyway down to buisness, listen up humans!. I am having a picnic in Mount Olympus probably next weekend if I can be bothered as I have many more important things to be pointing this thing at.
I demand you all attend in suitable garb, that means for the denser members of this sorry forum. gods or heros. you must emulate my dear relatives, pick who most resembles your, er personalities.
Those who fail me will feel my wrath. and it stings in funny places.

Um, excuse me mighty wearer of the toga and heroic beard permer- does it have to be greek deities or can can it be anyones?

DID SOMEONE SQUEAK!!!!!
oh sorry didnt see you down there, these clouds are a bit fluffy today, erm yes it has to be Greek or Roman gods otherwise it wouldnt be Olympus would it? O kilted one. ((((sheesh these humans are irritating))))