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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:49 pm

In my professional opinion ears stay the same size but heads shrink! Shocked

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Post by Norc Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:54 pm

oh.. sorry.. did I offend anyone? if this thing goes two ways I should go and put some makeup on :S LOL!
but seriously.. sorry Smile
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:10 pm

Nothing offensive in getting old Norc! Never forget inside every old person is a young person thinking "What the *!*@ happened?"

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Post by halfwise Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:22 pm

Ditto.

We actually think it's cute when you young'uns call us old. (We used to do the same thing).

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Post by Ally Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:47 pm

Norc wrote:oh.. sorry.. did I offend anyone? if this thing goes two ways I should go and put some makeup on :S LOL!
but seriously.. sorry Smile

I should put some clothes on! Razz

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Post by halfwise Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:59 pm

If you do put clothes on, please don't tell us. We'd like to keep that image!

Anyway, when I was teaching school one of the kids wandered in still looking shell shocked. She explained that she had just been to a PTA (Parent-Teacher association) meeting last night where all hell broke loose. It had shaken up her world view: somehow, somewhere she had fallen under the impression that as people grew older, they grew more mature. My but we had a good laugh over that one....

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:04 am

The proof of immaturity is in the pudding. Assuming the pudding is Forumshire. drunken

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Post by Orwell Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:24 am

Mrs Figg wrote:well ok then but I couldnt resist that picture of Orwell :carrot:

Summer picnic sounds fun Very Happy

I do believe you are getting better with every post, Mrs Figg. You're like red wine, methinks. Laughing

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Post by Orwell Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:27 am

Norc wrote:13 year olds? here? haven't seen any.. you could reverse it though.. there is probably some old, swetty bloke.. in his fifties.. eating frozen pizza over his keyboards... that's even scarier!

Microwaved first.

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Post by Orwell Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:31 am

Ally wrote:
Norc wrote:oh.. sorry.. did I offend anyone? if this thing goes two ways I should go and put some makeup on :S LOL!
but seriously.. sorry Smile

I should put some clothes on! Razz

Children of the Earth type, hmmmm? Rolling Eyes No electricity, eating leaves and running around al naturale! We have prisons for people like you, Ally... :facepalm:

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Post by Orwell Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:34 am

{{{Note to self: Maintain Sensibly Policy and keep ignoring Amarie's incendiary posts! Rolling Eyes }}}

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Post by The Wobbit A Parody Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:58 am

Orwell wrote:
Norc wrote:13 year olds? here? haven't seen any.. you could reverse it though.. there is probably some old, swetty bloke.. in his fifties.. eating frozen pizza over his keyboards... that's even scarier!

Microwaved first.

Now I understand why I enjoy this forum so much: the sheer volume of 50-ish pizza-eating blokes. I feel right at home.
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Post by Pseudo-Kafria Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:09 am

Sleazy fifty year olds - with their own pizzas... Ahh.... I love you

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Post by Lancebloke Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:05 am

Well, being from Essex, the only themed 'get togethers' we have here tend to be priests and hookers (the girls just dress as they normally would) or blokes dressing up as women (there are several reformations of the Spice Girls kicking the crap out of unsuspecting Atomic Kittens quite regularly).

Not sure I am at all qualified to input in to the theming of this picnic as my imagination is probably far more unsuitable and inappropriate than Jodie Marsh's existence!
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:05 pm

You see if the English had a healthy national dress their males was not perhaps feel the need to dress up as their womenfolk all the time! And nothing is as pointless as Jodie Marsh. Except maybe Jordan.

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Post by Orwell Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:41 pm

What is it with blokes dressing us as girls. I don't see the point - and I don't like the idea of undressing a cute babe and finding a guy. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Lancebloke Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:45 pm

{{{People shouldn't knock it until they have tried it... it's not that bad}}}
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Post by halfwise Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:59 pm

Orwell wrote:What is it with blokes dressing us as girls.

May be a Freudian misspelling, but note what happens when you reverse 'us' and 'as' in the sentence above. Actually you don't even have to and it's even more disturbing. Perhaps you should dig a little deeper into your inner self, Orwell. Nod

And why the cross dressing? Because it's so damn funny. Women dressing as men, ....meh. Men dressing as women? Often hysterical. Don't know why the asymmetry exists, but there you go.

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:22 pm

Theres nowt wrong with our national dress thanks all the same. Mad at least they have troosers on.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:43 pm

Razz Razz Razz Your national dress looks like it was picked out by Stevie Wonder form Julian Clary's wardrobe rejects.

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Post by halfwise Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:56 pm

Looks frolicsome.

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:58 pm

at least we dont leave a trail of slime like a snail when we sit down cos we dont wear knickers! Mad
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Post by halfwise Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:02 pm

{{{ Figgy's in rare form today! }}}

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Post by Norc Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:17 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:at least we dont leave a trail of slime like a snail when we sit down cos we dont wear knickers! Mad

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