The 2012 Annual Forumshire Awards

From the point of view of someone down here looking up at you, I'm very grateful for those clouds!

Right Greek. This is easy, there is a long time hero of the Tyrants.The man with the best job in Greek mythology. I know who I am coming as.

OOOOH Zeusy I do like it when you are all forceful and sparkly! this picnic sounds fun, look that strange human has a skirt like a picnic blanket, how droll.

yes Dear, dont start your flirting otherwise he's going to be a crispy human with a skirt like a picnic blanket GGrrowl!!

okay. Hello Gods. I believe in Thor and Odin and Loke. Zeus, can I call you Thor? (KIDDING!)

when is this famous picnik?? (or was it an olympischen spielen? Olympic? naked men ?)

From what I overheard I think its going to be next weekend, not this one coming up. gosh I had better buy a new toga, but if you feel more comfortable in Svalfartian Nordic attire I guess I could ask Zeus if he doesnt mind Thor and his friends coming.

Do these strange and alluring Sky Folk not realize we're hobbits (and Scotshobbits), not humans, Mr Tyrant and Mrs Figg?

I think we all look alike to them Odo.

Mrs Figg wrote:From what I overheard I think its going to be next weekend, not this one coming up. gosh I had better buy a new toga, but if you feel more comfortable in Svalfartian Nordic attire I guess I could ask Zeus if he doesnt mind Thor and his friends coming.

that would be lovely

I have heard rumours around the coffee machine that there are some other gods that are thinking about gate crashing the picnic. I hope that you are all sharpening your lightning bolts and refuelling your fireballs!

Lancebloke wrote:I have heard rumours around the coffee machine that there are some other gods that are thinking about gate crashing the picnic. I hope that you are all sharpening your lightning bolts and refuelling your fireballs!

I heard the same rumour, Lance! One more rumour and it's true!

I heard there was going to be infinite magic buckie served by amply cleavaged wenches. {{{{This 3 rumours and it's true thing better be right Orwell!}}}

Oh true alright.

Sad really though - ironic really! --- Apparently there will be a Scosthobbit Ban in place. mmm.. yes very sad that... for you... But - oh well ----

Now -- where's that number for the Banks Family Toga Shoppe? I had it here just a minute ago...

If it goes ahead, Orwell, I intend to go - to keep an eye on things! No one will be having any lascivious fun if I can help it! -- And I'll be watching out for Scotshobbits too.... I may even employ a Anti-Gate-Crashing Squad... yes... good thinking, Odo...

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I heard there was going to be infinite magic buckie served by amply cleavaged wenches. {{{{This 3 rumours and it's true thing better be right Orwell!}}}

Mrs Figg agrees and she said I could have some!

Mrs Figg wrote:I want respectable gods at my picnic thank you.

David H wrote:Well that's going to shorten the guest list significantly

Mrs Figg wrote:erm I guess you can have buxom wenches though!

If there is going to be buxom wenches best bring some of your special carrots Dave, dont want to miss anything when it gets dark!

Pettytyrant101 wrote: If there is going to be buxom wenches best bring some of your special carrots Dave, dont want to miss anything when it gets dark!

If you hadn't added the last part of that sentence, it would have come out so different!

Farmer Daves carrots make me glow in the dark, quite flushed in fact.

One of the many handy things about a kilt Lance is that you are never far from your carrot.

Jemima Plungebucket wrote:Farmer Daves carrots make me glow in the dark, quite flushed in fact.

Always a pleasure, Jem!

And there's nothing like carrot juice to cure what ails ye!

There is something plainly irregular about all this talk --- but I'm reluctant to delve deeper, or try and put a finger on it!

I always find vegeatables to be due suspicion.