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Post by Ally Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:52 am

Just saw admin log in at the same time as Eldo surely this must contravene some stature of international legislation?

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Post by Eldorion Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:54 am

I just had to log in with the Admin account in order to give Dave a custom title as he requested. Twisted Evil

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Post by Ally Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:58 am

I do that with my kindle to read 50 shades, well I would, if I could

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:00 am

Intelligent lass like you Ally- my money from what I've heard would be on you not bothering finishing it because, despite the sex, its not well written, has a hackneyed simple plot and is a lot tamer than most of the Sherlock fansite stuff Norc seems to go to! Shocked

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Post by Ally Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:02 am

Typical reply of an Oxford women! Next you'll be saying you don't like Magic Mike

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:04 am

I dont know who Magic Mike is or what? And I'm not altogether sure I want to be accquanted at all!

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Post by Ally Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:11 am

He's a stripper, essentially, but he's so much more

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:12 am

More? Suspect

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:00 am

Shocked young ladies today are quite shocking, strippers and goings on in the interweb, shocking No
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:41 pm

Yes in the good old days if you wanted to see a stripper you damn well had to go out there and find one and stuff notes in her g-string whilst she gave you a look of utter contempt- that was in proper respectabe days mind, not these debased times we find ouselves in. Nod

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Post by Elthir Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:55 pm

Really? I get what I assume to be a stripper... or something similar... coming to my abode almost every day... I don't want her to do this, and never did mind you, but I guess pretend loremasters are a big hit with the ladies.

I mean, I think she is some sort of stripper or forward woman... she wears shorts in hot weather, and never seems to button the very topmost button of her revealing (short sleeved) shirt. And wears this brash outfit every time too, weather permitting!

She hands me letters and packages with a smile, which I have never opened, as I assume they are either gifts or written proposals of some indecent measure.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:05 pm

Oddly enough something similar happens at my barrel Elthir- although I'm pretty sure its not a stripper- to hairy, bulky and male! If he is a stripper I aint opening my sporran for him. Evil or Very Mad
And it's not like the gifts he brings are ever any good- I just throw them all in the bin.

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Post by Ally Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:26 pm

My 'stripper' keeps giving me bills (jeesh, it was one night Rolling Eyes) which I duly hand over to my sister to pay :facepalm:

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Post by Orwell Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:21 am

confused

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Post by Ally Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:36 am

Wat how was I to know the coupon expired

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Post by Orwell Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:56 am

You can get coupons for that? Embarassed

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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:38 am

You know, of course, that most guys will strip naked at no cost, if we ask them to, Ally. Very Happy
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Post by Ally Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:43 am

If only that were true

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Post by Eldorion Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:03 am

If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:04 am

Part of me wants to say, "Go and ask some guy." But another part - the one that's shouting at me just now - says, "No, don't do that."


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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:08 am

Eldorion wrote:If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Have you taken on a part time job, Eldo, to help pay for your schooling? Very Happy
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Post by Ally Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:09 am

What if u are good at doing things for free
Just find out his name and then go from there Laughing

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Post by Eldorion Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:11 am

Lots of wishful thinking going on in this thread. Shocked
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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:15 am

You better believe it. Smile
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Post by Ally Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:17 am

Listen to Lennon's Mother & things get serious (and sad)

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