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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:57 am

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Due to some legal wranglings only the front page as arrived in Forumshire but we at the NotP are working ceaslessly (well for us) to bring you more of our sister publication before the days end-so stay tuned for updates as they reach us.


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Post by Orwell Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:06 am

That's Orwell McOdo the Third's three master! I'm amazed you got a photo, NotP! It was taken the last time it sailed from Skattykatzenfjord - in search of some strange wings or something! It was never seen again... (Though depends on which Parallel Universe of Forumshire we're talking about Laughing ).

And Happy Birthday Ringdrotten. If anyone derserved to get older, you do! rendeer cheers drunken

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Post by Eldorion Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:07 am

Happy birthday! cheers I forgot just how old you are. Razz Enjoy the next year - and the next decade - of your life! Very Happy
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Post by Amarië Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:46 am

Gratulerer med 20 års dagen!! cheers cheers




Verdans Ren? What on earth...? Laughing
I thought the nice man with the note pad was genuinely interested in me. Sad
Oh well. He's sleeping with the herrings now (the fisk, not Nora and Ringo, that would be absurd).

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:41 pm

Happy Birthday Ringo! cheers
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Post by halfwise Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:03 pm

"May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday"

--from the renamed Viking Birthday Song.

If you haven't noticed yet, it's all downhill from about age 12, as we're happy to do you the favor of reminding you. Very Happy

Happy Birthday!

-Nigel

{{{I have simply GOT to dig up some flowers to get back on the right side of Constable Mirabella, getting really tired of the sunglass bit}}}

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Post by Norc Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:18 pm

Gratulerer med dagen !! ^_^ cheers
have fun with whatever you're doing Very Happy
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:03 pm

Ringo prorects Forumshire from Smaug.

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Post by Amarië Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:04 pm

halfwise wrote:"(...)

{{{I have simply GOT to dig up some flowers to get back on the right side of Constable Mirabella, getting really tired of the sunglass bit}}}

{{{Well, Nigel, How about Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Blomst or perhaps Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Rose3 ? }}}


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Post by Ringdrotten Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:20 pm

Thanks everyone Very Happy Had a nice day so far, though I've yet to see any presents Evil or Very Mad Looking forward to the rest of the NotP edition, Petty Laughing

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Post by halfwise Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:56 pm

Amarië wrote:

{{{Well, Nigel, How about Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Blomst or perhaps Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Rose3 ? }}}


Wherever do you find these things? bounce

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Post by Norc Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:16 pm

Ringdrotten wrote:Thanks everyone Very Happy Had a nice day so far, though I've yet to see any presents Evil or Very Mad Looking forward to the rest of the NotP edition, Petty Laughing

no presents Happy Birthday Ringdrotten 350s7f7
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Post by Amarië Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:33 pm

halfwise wrote:
Amarië wrote:

{{{Well, Nigel, How about Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Blomst or perhaps Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Rose3 ? }}}


Wherever do you find these things? bounce

Oh that is simple. I'm stealing them from mommy forum I'm a member of. Nod I'd give you the link, but there are some slightly naughty ones and.. well... I feel I need to protect the members here from themselves. Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Foranbarna

(Though you can also google and sort by icons. Copy the image address of a smiley you like and post it as a picture.)

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Post by Amarië Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:35 pm

Norc wrote:
Ringdrotten wrote:Thanks everyone Very Happy Had a nice day so far, though I've yet to see any presents Evil or Very Mad Looking forward to the rest of the NotP edition, Petty Laughing

no presents Happy Birthday Ringdrotten 350s7f7

That is so true! Poor poor Ringdrotten... Here you go! Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Gaver

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Post by Ringdrotten Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:59 pm

Mange takk Laughing

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Post by Amarië Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:41 pm

Skulle no berre mangle. Kjekt at du stakk innom! Nod

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:17 pm

Hot of the boat! (NotP would like to say that due extreme drunkeness there may have been a few liberties taken- but then whats new?!)

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Post by Orwell Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:37 pm

Gold, Petty - sheer gold! Laughing

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Post by Tinuviel Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:55 pm

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perhaps I can make you Mayor of SOMEwhere, considering it's your birthday queen
Hmmmm, scratch I know! You can be the Ringdrotten the Shipwright! I'll give you the Grey Havens to protect! Sure, hardly anyone ever goes there and you'll only really see me or Beren most of the time, but it's still a position of respectability Nod

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Post by Wisey Banks Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:17 am

THE HUNTING OF THE FISK


It were the very best of times -
No, the very worst of times,
The weather was quite shithouse,
So cold and with so very little wine.

Ringo was born in a small
Ice-block house very like an igloo;
Oh what a joyous sight it was,
When he slid out all a‘goo.

His old Da cried: “This boy will be
Famed throughout the land,
One day he’ll hunt the dreaded fisk
And be beloved by every man!"

And of course, he was right,
His gay old prancy Da,
And by the time he was nineteen,
That boy had ventured far.

One cool calm day he sailed out,
With a crew of favorite boy friends,
“I plan to catch the biggest fisk,” he said,
And it won’t be ‘íf’ but ‘when’!

"Oh fisk herrings of great size,
I will hunt you day and night,
I might even catch one of your maids -
and marry her - I might!"

(Which made his boy friends laugh
I'll tell you now -
And flick his curvaceous bottom
with a towel).

One especially frigid frozen night,
Ringo was in the crow nest,
When he saw a familiar plume
of water-froth out West.

"Fisk! Fisk!" he cried, "Ahoy! Ahoy!"
This down to his boys upon the poop,
"Is that someone fizzing above?"
asked a Cabin Boy named Luke.

"A boy? A boy?" asked the First Mate
an oiled lad, and tanned,
"Is he talking about a boy out paddling?
Or have we come in sight of land?"

"It's Ringo aloft," cried the Second Mate
"And he's saying he's seen a fisk -
but if it's a boy he sees swimming there,
Well, he's taking a great big risk,

"For aren't all fisk dangerous?
I mean the ones at least ten yards long?
With razor teeth and powerful tails,
That can whack you hard and strong!"

By this time, Ringo had slid down the mast,
And hearing them, he growled,
"I said there's a fisk in sight,
Set a course you stupid half-deaf crowd!"

And so the ship was turned to West
And the sails filled with wind,
And Ringo lent upon the prow ---
Oh what a gorgeous sight was him!

What with his tight buns and shapely legs,
And a naked torso that looked just great,
Come to think, it was a miracle,
That his crew could concentrate,

But concentrate they did (to a point)
Soon the fisk was close by, starboard,
And Ringo cast his harpoon out to strike
the fisk - and boy was it annoyed!

Frantically Ringo fought the pull,
Of that massive twenty yard fisk,
It shunted him here, it thrust him there,
Churning the salty foam like a whisk.

But after about four hours,
That fisk felt finally fucked,
And Ringo hauled him out on his harpoon
(He himself was close to bust).

"Hurrah!" his Fjordianandians cried,
"You've caught the biggest fisk weve seen,
And oh how the sweat upon your body
Makes your flesh so sweetly gleam!"

"This is a gay ol' day," Ringo cried,
"Let's get ourselve back to port,
I want to get a photograph,
And, for now, enough of saucy talk!"

And when they got their fisk to shore,
The crew held it up for inspection,
And a famous photograph was taken;
And later Ringo's statue made, a truly fine erection.


Wisey Banks as channelled from "Songs of Fjordianlandian Fisk Herring Hunting". (Third Ediion).


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Post by Amarië Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:33 am

Happy Birthday Ringdrotten Knegg Yet another brilliant edition!

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Post by Ringdrotten Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:48 am

Priceless, Petty and Orwell Laughing My two finest (and only!) presents yet! Very Happy

"And later Ringo's statue made, a truly fine erection."

One of your funniest last lines so far, Wisey Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:42 pm

lol! That was genius Wisey!
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:19 pm

Classic bit of Channeling that Wisey- good to see Porgy letting you out again old mucker!

Ringdrotten although of course I am more than happy you enjoyed the NotP sister paper I have to say not to expect it too often -I know I get paid in buckie for being their paperboy but do you know how far Skattykatzenfjordland is to row there and back? Mad

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Post by Orwell Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:30 pm

Haven't you heard of "Banks Eagle Post"? Shocked Even I know that. Nod And it's not like I know all of his enterprises.. Rolling Eyes - excellent rates too, I hear... cheers

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