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Post by odo banks Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:12 pm

Steady on... I was just coming to make sure you were safe... what with this scary Mrs Figg business.. ... Did you say you wanted my Credit Card? ... Hey! Keep your hands out of my pocket! No, you can't have my credit card... Oh don't start crying on me... Rolling Eyes Oh alright... Rolling Eyes I have a terrible fear I'm about to be financially ruined... Crying or Very sad

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:53 pm

If and i say a big IF I am Maiden of Honour, can I have boots made from Mithrill? pointy ones? Someone over at Bree mentioned that they would come in handy for the Reception, the kicking of leery Best Men and curtailing the Speech and such. Wink
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:11 pm

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Post by David H Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:39 pm

Mrs Figg wrote: can I have boots made from Mithrill? pointy ones?

Silver footwear is so much classier than ruby.
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Post by odo banks Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:18 am

And I hope, a little cheaper...

David, I don't suppose... you know... if you see the girls in Hobbiton (yes, they insist on going to the Big Smoke with all it's expensive shoppes to shop in Rolling Eyes ), you might suggest to them that they might go for 'silver' ones, if that's their thinking. I know Mirabella prefers Gondorion-ruby shoes (like all sensible hobbits do) but they're soo expensive. affraid But if I mention it, they'll think I'm being a cheapskate, I know they will! Rolling Eyes

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:23 am

I've never known Pretty going cheap when it's someone elses credit card.
She bankrupt the father-in-law at her first wedding.

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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:31 am

Err... Odo.. the girls asked me to ask my wife and daughter if they could suggest a few ideas for Wedding-important stuff...

Umm... apparently there are a lot of things to buy --- very expensive things.... Umm... I'll pass on a scroll from the girls at the first opportunity, listing a few 'essentials'... Well, several scrolls - but only one each for each 'type' of essential... Hope you don't mind...

Oh - and it was 27th Century Italian ruby they were looking at for Mrs Figg.... which, of course, must be imported... from the future... Which, of course, requires the expensive hire of a Time Machine --- It's the best ruby though, the best in the Multiverse by all accounts, not just Forumshire - and with an appropriate price-tag on top of Time Machine hire.

My wife and daughter were clear that silver slippers are passe to say the least - and cheap looking...

Err... how do I put this... Cough. ... Mrs Figg, Mirabella asked if you'd be prepared to undergo certain... hmmmh.... respectfully conducted 'tests' to ensure your... err... 'maiden' status, as you seem to dislike the 'Matron' suggestion.. They thought I should ask, as they seem to think - due to our close friendship - that I might ask without giving any offense whatsoever... you know... Embarassed


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Post by odo banks Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:34 am

Oh dear... dear dear dear... Crying or Very sad

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:41 am

This smacks of the Spanish Inquisition, when young ladies doodaas were put into question, and then squirrels were put down pants to see who squeaked first. I WILL NOT squeak first. my lips are sealed. I squeaketh not. Does my face look like it squeaks?, Suspect face bovvered?, Suspect squeak? Suspect
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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:49 am

Err... umm... does that mean I should send Doctor Doodler with his squirrels - or not? Suspect

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:51 am

And you the ladies man too Orwell! Seemed clear enough to me- the lady doesnt squeak the lady is a maid- and no amount of squirrels shall be involved- maybe try her with eels though. Nod

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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:02 am

Oh Petty - you always bring the conversation down to such a mucky level... Rolling Eyes

Anyhow, Pretty and I just got back in from our first foray down the shoppes. We've bought several pairs of shoes for Mrs Figg We had to buy them because, frankly, we couldn't choose with so many pricey shoes to choose from. Sigh..

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And... oooh... depending on the outcome with the squirrels...

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:06 am

I must have missed the bit of the conversation that was above mucky somewhere!
ohh my Maw has a pair of those boots Pretty bought her, and Maw's ancient- they'd be perfect for Mrs Figg.

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Post by odo banks Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:08 am

If I may add a thought, girls... Uhh..erm... perhaps we could just buy 'one' of everything you need... I mean, otherwise you might get stuck with things you might never even wear.... Suspect

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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:09 am

Oh Uncle! I see now - you just don't want me EVER to be happy... do you... Crying or Very sad

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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:56 am

I'm not sure if this is the right time, Mirabella, I know you're upset at your Uncle's unacceptable tight arsedness (my wife and daughter told me to pas that on Rolling Eyes ), but I stumbled upon the best 'silver' slippers I could find in all of Oz... I don't think Mrs Figg would ever go for them... And I wouldn't blame her, to be honest...

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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:57 am

Oh Orwell! Crying or Very sad Why even think to show them to me... They ARE horrid... not at all nice... Not even as nice as the cheapest ruby slippers.. Crying or Very sad Sad Sad Sad

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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:03 am

Oops! Sorry, Mirabella! Embarassed

{{{I wonder where I got this sudden abilitity to upset young ladies with everythng I say and do? Are they confusing me for you, Petty? That could explain it... Suspect }}}

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Post by David H Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:14 am

Orwell wrote: the best 'silver' slippers I could find in all of Oz
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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:26 am

Quite expensive antiques, David. Came over on the First Fleet... Pricey.... Were going to be used in the movie, but too expensive for the Usahobbits of those times. Just as well, don't you think? Nod



{{{Ha! David, visiting from the Serious (after a fashion) Threads, are we? Hmm - David? Very Happy Not getting slowly sucked into the Forumshire Counter Culture, are we? Wink }}}

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Post by The Wobbit A Parody Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:56 am

You guys, I LOVE Forumshire. I laughed out loud when I looked at this thread.
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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:57 am

Oh my... Crying or Very sad Even famous authors are ridiculing my Wedding now... Sad I wonder, if I ask nicely, if Pretty will stick one of her stilettos in his eye... Sad She'll probably say he's not worth the trouble...but I think he is... Sad Mad Sad Crying or Very sad

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Post by Tinuviel Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:03 am

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Sorry I'm late to the party here! I've been busy in Valinor in the Buckie cellars. In response to your request from earlier Petty, I don't think I can deem the marriage unholy, but I can try something else. I'm still teeter-tottering on the idea of breaking the two ladies up, simply because I understand forbidden love so well, but I can't help but feel obligated to keep the peace, and I don't want you exiled Petty! I'll bring Beren around and, as much as I hate to use him like this, we'll see if either of them changes their minds. queen }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:04 am

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Are these the only eye liners I can find in Hobbiton? Shocked How on earth will Pretty or I look our best on our special day with such a poor selection of colours? Sad Sad Sad

... and where is that horrid peppermint smell coming from? Mad Sad Crying or Very sad

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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:13 am

And eye makeup --- Hobbiton's got nothing...


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