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Post by Beren Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:29 am

So there's a wedding going on? That's really nice. Tin has sent me over to help out in whatever way I can. She also told me that you have some strange tradition in Needlehole where all of the men take off their shirts during the day and where tuxedos at night? Strange tradition, but I'll respect it. Shrugging So do you ladies need my help lifting anything?
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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:30 am

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Oh Pretty. There's hardly any to try on... but I guess it's a start.

We'll have to try them all of course, they may look better on than off...

{{{Ooooh Pretty, don't be so saucy... Laughing Embarassed The Shoppe Lady might hear you.. Laughing Embarassed}}}

Come on... which will we try first... Yes, yes... Uncle Odo will pay for a first class ticket to Italy if necessary, but he'll want to know we've tried on all the dresses in Forumshire first... You know what he's like...

{{{And stop looking at negligees ... you're so much like your brother.. Embarassed Sorry - no you're not AT ALL like him.. happy now? Mad }}}

We'll grab this... and this.. and this one.. Where's the change room? Oh here they are... Will you help me get out of my dress...?

{{{Oh stop it, Pretty! Embarassed Stop it! Embarassed Laughing Stop it! I mean it! I do... Embarassed }}}

Shocked Beren! Sir!

Umm... would you mind... hrmm... stepping out of the changeroom for a start, Mr Beren... Shocked Embarassed


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Post by Beren Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:36 am

Of course, I'm sorry, Tin told me it was custom in Needlehole for men to help the women when shoping by holding the clothes they are wearing while they are trying on new clothes. While shirtless. I'll just step outside and do some one handed push-ups while you ladies finish up Wink
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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:45 am

Is he gone, Pretty? Oh yes.. Customs? Needlehole customs, did he say? Shocked I bet he's been talking to Orwell and Petty again... Rolling Eyes That was quite embarrassing... but I must say.. he was cute... Noooo, Pretty. We're NOT inviting him on our Honeymoon! Embarassed No way... All right, we'll talk about it later... Come on, I'll put this one on first. I hope Beren likes it.. No, I'm not saying I want to look good or him.. He's just a man. And a lovely bare chested man at that. I'm sure he'd know what looks good on a woman...

Oh.. you're right... you shouldn't be looking for dresses with me. We must keep our dresses as a surprise for each other! Shocked How silly of us! Rolling Eyes

Okay you go to Mrs Figgs Wedding Dress Emporium and I'll stay here at Silly Ally's Wedding Apparel Shoppe. We'll swap later. Beren can help me first. Yes he can! No, go away. Ask Mrs Figg to help you... Go on. Off you go. {{Women Rolling Eyes }}}

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Post by The Wobbit A Parody Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:01 am

Mirabella wrote:Oh my... Crying or Very sad Even famous authors are ridiculing my Wedding now... Sad I wonder, if I ask nicely, if Pretty will stick one of her stilettos in his eye... Sad She'll probably say he's not worth the trouble...but I think he is... Sad Mad Sad Crying or Very sad

Dear Mirabella,

First let me say that I would never ridicule your wedding, or anyone else's. When I "laughed out loud" it was with joy at your upcoming nuptials. Secondly, you sound like a lovely person and I would hate to spoil your special day. Finally, thank you for referring to me as a "famous author," worthy even of a stiletto in the eye (I'm assuming you mean a stiletto heel, rather than the traditional Italian knife/wedding gift. Either way.) at what must be a very busy time for you. I'm flattered.

Please accept my apologies. I'll be sure to send you a copy of The Wobbit in German as a belated wedding gift. Or at least a collectable bookmark (in English). I only have 400 left.

Warm Regards,

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:00 pm

Hey I have a few stiletto knives left over from my various marriages, theres a nice emerald encrusted one from uncle Machiavelli, I can use one for my wedding prezzie if you like? I do love emeralds though so maybe I will send the one encrusted with bat bogies. Very Happy
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Post by Mirabella Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:43 pm

Oh my! Mrs Figg, you are not unlike Petty in the way you manage to introduce a dark atmosphere into almost everything... But I want my Wedding to be untroubled with darkness. I hope you understand? flower


Oh... now.. Beren... what do you think? Embarassed


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Post by Mirabella Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:29 am

Beren! Banghead

Will you stop admiring yourself --- yes, those bare chested one handed push-ups are very admirable... but what do you think of this dress? Rolling Eyes


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Post by Beren Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:33 am

998, 999, 1,000! Phew! That made me sweat a little. What? Your dress? I love the top half, and how it's very form fitting, but the skirt and the train are just a little too loose. Perhaps if it was fitted a little tighter around the hips and then flowed to the ground? Yes, that'd be much better!
Woah there, don't trip and ---- cyclops I got you! My, you're very light. I guess this will make it easier for me to carry you everywhere, as I hear is custom for men to do in Needlehole. Very Happy
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Post by Eldorion Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:57 am

My, Beren, you certainly seem to have grown up since your time on the old forum. Laughing
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Post by Tinuviel Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:07 am

He's a new man Eldo Wink {{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Keep up the good work sweety! Kissing I've made your favorite vegetable soup with the elvish alphabet noodles you love waiting for you when you're done! Don't have too much fun though.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Post by Eldorion Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:11 am

Tinuviel wrote:{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Keep up the good work sweety! Kissing I've made your favorite vegetable soup with the elvish alphabet noodles you love waiting for you when you're done! Don't have too much fun though.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


{{{{{{{{Um, I hope that was meant for Beren and not for me, but the brackets came right after my name. Soooooo.... Shocked }}}}}}}}
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Post by Mirabella Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:27 am

Tanning lotion and... sniff sniff.. peppermint? Suspect Oh well, please put me down, Beren.. I'll just pop off into the changeroom...


...I'm coming... don't go away Beren.... Hey, Eldo.... get out.... Rolling Eyes


Here I am, boys. cheers What do you think?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:01 am

Hey do you all mind I'm having a kilt fittting in here!! Evil or Very Mad
Nice dress Mirabella- quite like the one Pretty wore for her 3rd marriage. Nod

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Post by Orwell Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:25 am

I have been wondering how Pretty is going over at Mrs Figgs shoppe. I thought she was quite upset about Mirtabella soaking up all the publicity -- or at least, that's the current gossip. Do you know if she's trying on dresses (or pantsuits?) or has she gone down the gym to work on her kick boxing like Mirabella suspects she has?

{{{I'm going to be their Master of Ceremonies apparently, Petty old son - which puts me on the spot as far as 'wedding' gossip goes. And I can tell you it's flying. Shocked And not the good kind neither - like what they're going to wear in their motel room afer the Wedding Breakfast's over - I'm talking about make-up and dresses and who should and who shouldn't be invited, and what an utter bitch so-and-so is, and how disgusting and perverse Uncle Odo Banks is in spite of his utterly enormous fortune - not that I should be saying that to you, I guess.... Rolling Eyes }}}

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Post by Tinuviel Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:02 am

Love the dress Mirabella! Just perfect! Beren must have good taste!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ No Eldo, that wasn't meant for you! And I don't think my plan is working! Petty, what do you want me to do? Please note that the only reason I'm cooperating with you right now is because I'm having fun schemeing, but you're in big trouble Mister! At least, your Paw is!}}}}}}}}}}}}


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Post by Mirabella Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:10 am

Oh thank you, Your Majesty! Beren hasn't even looked yet... Rolling Eyes Though I see he's changed hands doing push ups. Very ripply... Nod

Never mind. I really should try on at least thirty other dresses, shouldn't I - just to make sure of things.

Hang on -- back in a moment...

Tra-laaaaaa! cheers


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:16 am

{{{I dont know what to do your Maj! About the wedding or Paw for that matter. He's not much of a monarchist you see- he um fought the monarchy in Scotland in order to secure equal buckie for all- which is why he is so keen to, liberate, your buckie from your cellars. I had rather hoped mentioning Pretty's previous marriages mught have raised some alarms but Mirabella must know about them already. I do have another plan up my sleeve but best not disclose it yet as its a bit, drastic}}}

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Post by Mirabella Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:18 am

Where are you, Beren? Oh dear. He's probably off getting a Protein Shake.. Rolling Eyes However will I choose a dress with no one to help? Rolling Eyes

And that peppermint... I wonder where it keeps coming from? Suspect

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:23 am

Well its not from me, Mirabella, certainly not, I'm just here, looking at new sporrans.

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Post by leelee Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:37 am

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You are much prettier than Pippa in my opinion. And I am sure upon reflection you surely can be maid of honor. Who better than you anyway?
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Post by Mirabella Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:42 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well its not from me, Mirabella, certainly not, I'm just here, looking at new sporrans.

Oh well... forgot you were there.... nice kilt btw...

Stay there Petty...

... just be a tick...

Ta-daa! cheers

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:43 am

Shocked Actually I can say without a shadow of a doubt Pretty would like that! Nod

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Post by Mirabella Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:48 am

Oooh! Do you think so...? How exciting!!!! Very Happy

I'll try another.. shall I...

Wait there....

... almost ready...

...you better be there Petty...

Well, what do you think? Not sure... scratch


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:23 am

Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Sorry Mirabella, I just need to compose myself a little, now let me see....... Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz ...oh Eru no I cant do this with a straight face... Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz

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