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Post by Eldorion Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:06 pm

Orwell wrote:Hey! I thought Mrs Figg was a Bree-lander? What's this King Under the Mountain rubbish? Suspect

That's how the default rank system in Forumshire works. Unless you request a custom rank you proceed through a series of pre-set ranks (of which Bree-lander is one, though this name predates the very existence of the Bree-land forum itself) until you reach 500 posts and the honored distinction of "Wannabe Beard". Razz
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:52 pm

Bree-land Eel-Wrangler surely? Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:08 pm

It's up to her but I think that one fits. Laughing
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Post by Orwell Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:05 pm

Have some bollocks, Eldo. Change it to "Bree-lander"and NOW. I am, after all, Most Popular Male, and I think what I say should have some currency here, don't you think? Nod

I'm off --- to West Ozhobbitstan... May not been in Forumshire for a week (though COULD poss pop in, don't know yet). I'm confident my Popularity won't suffer... It's only a week. Very Happy

... though you guys DO have short attention spans... Suspect ....... ....... ....... Shocked

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Post by Orwell Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:08 pm

Well, Sweet Eru eat my pants! Shocked I've just heard there's going to be a Banks Family and Friends Convention in Western Ozhobbitstan while I'm over there.... Gor blimey stone the crows....Rolling Eyes

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Post by Eldorion Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 am

Orwell wrote:Have some bollocks, Eldo. Change it to "Bree-lander"and NOW. I am, after all, Most Popular Male, and I think what I say should have some currency here, don't you think? Nod

No, I don't think so. Wink

I hope you have a good trip! We'll look forward to seeing your, er, peeling face on Forumshire again soon. Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:52 am

"I've just heard there's going to be a Banks Family and Friends Convention in Western Ozhobbitstan"- Orwell

Well thats a coincidence and no mistake! So not only will we be without your 'popular' input for a week we will be devoid of the Banks Family too? What's the chances of that eh? Suspect

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Post by leelee Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:11 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:"I've just heard there's going to be a Banks Family and Friends Convention in Western Ozhobbitstan"- Orwell

Well thats a coincidence and no mistake! So not only will we be without your 'popular' input for a week we will be devoid of the Banks Family too? What's the chances of that eh? Suspect

Indeed, whatever are the chances of that ocurring? Very Happy
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Post by Eldorion Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:21 am

They're pretty good, apparently. Very Happy
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Post by Ally Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:34 pm

That coincidence was good enough for Jehovah!

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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:18 pm

I'm off to clean the roof guttering and mow the grass. Sad ... and if you guys have any fun while I'm gone, I'm gonna be as mad as Jehovah at an Istarte festival when I get back! Just see if I'm not! Mad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:20 pm

Is he gone? Ive got the Bouncy Castle and the sponges ready! Very Happy

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:38 am

I think hes gone to clean the roof guttering on his bouncy castle, I imagine orwell living in a bouncy castle, with bouncing Roos in the garden, and bouncing babes in the jacuzzi. just bouncin..
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Post by Eldorion Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:15 am

Mrs Figg wrote:bouncing babes in the jacuzzi. just bouncin..

Bouncing inflatable babes, maybe, if you take my meaning. Suspect
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Post by chris63 Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:19 am

If your going to mow the back lawn you might not hear them knocking on your front door.
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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:22 am

Thay explains everything, Chris! Shocked All my female fans come knocking when I'm down the back... My Missus never mentioned that! Explains ever so much about my extra-marital love life... Who can you trust when you can't trust your own Missus? Rolling Eyes

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:52 am

Better hope there ain't no 'tradesmen' turning up at the front door whilst your down the back garden Orwell, all noise drowned out by the sound of the mower, and your poor missus all alone answering doors in her negligiglees Shocked

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Post by Orwell Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:31 am

And me, I thought she was just a lot happier because I'd mowed? Shocked

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:46 am

Never go in by the tradesmans entrance. Thats my advice for the day. affraid


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:32 pm

Oh dear, I am in and out of Queen Tin's Tradesmen Entrance all the time* Very Happy





*its how I get to the buckie cellars and for some reason you never see Beren down there!

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Post by chris63 Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:34 pm

Orwell wrote:Thay explains everything, Chris! Shocked All my female fans come knocking when I'm down the back... My Missus never mentioned that! Explains ever so much about my extra-marital love life... Who can you trust when you can't trust your own Missus? Rolling Eyes

Was actually talking about J.W's knocking on your front door.
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Post by Orwell Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:39 am

J.W's! Shocked So that's what they're up to... dallying with men's wives! Suspect ... Mmm... that would make them very un-Godly... cyclops Oh that's not so bad then... 'cept - I don't want them dallying with MY wife!!! Banghead (Unfaithful wives are the ruin of the world, come to think).

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Post by Orwell Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:06 pm

I have managed to get my name all over the front page of Forumshire. My complaint: Other people post and wreck it all! Mad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:17 pm

What? Like this? Wink

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Post by Orwell Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:35 pm

And I thought you a friend --- how wrong could I be? Sad

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