Complaints

I have noticed a trend on this forum. That is, folk here seem to be thoughtful and good natured and respectful of other forumers opinions even when in disagreement. This smacks of a genuine open mindedness on the part of Forumshire folk which I find worrying. I mean, is respecting other peoples views, ones that might differ markedly from one's own hard-held views, actually - well - respectable...?

...um is Ally really a "Man of Dale"? How disrespectable - pretending she's a girl and all...

odo banks wrote:...um is Ally really a "Man of Dale"? How disrespectable - pretending she's a girl and all...

I'm ever so sorry

I adore you, as you know, Ally (at least, your taste in music), but don't you think you should find a more appropriate bi-line, hmm?

Anyway, to more important things, isn't it about time NotP and The Purist be struck from the records!

How can I hope to promote niceness, real purity and Illuvataryness (and Respectability generally) when Eldorion allows their brand of muck to be raked up from below the surface of the mire? - the mire being an "actual" mire by all accounts!

But Odo, where would your campaign for respectability really be without something disrespectable to repudiate? There can be no light without a dark, no?

Eldo! Enough of your philosophisizing (or however you spell it!!) This is not the thread for it! (Try the GB Found Alive Thread - he does like that kind of thing! )

Anyway, enough of that, I have a MUCH bigger complaint - I gotta do stuff with my family, you see --- and now, of all times!!! - and just when things were getting inter --- I mean, out-of-hand!

We'll miss you Odo. Though knowing your family I'm sure it will be quite interesting enough to compensate.

As you are talking 'bout my respectable family (by marriage) Mister Eldorion, sir, howse 'bout showin me sum proper respect and if you don't mind (and if it can be done) change my name forcewit, pretty please, to Porgy Bunk-Banks...

I don't see why you feel the need, Porgy. "Bunk" is a perfectly suitable name for you, so why complicate things?

I almost think ya don't want me to share the name, Bel. And I didn't care for the look you gave me at the wedding - nor wat you said 'bout my babies neither!

Well, come on, they certainly don't look like Bankses...

Are you inplyin sumthin?!

No, not at all, Porgy. Who am I to suggest that every rumour out of Needlehole or down from Scotshobbiton is true... far be it from me to cast nasturtians...

Oh okay, sorry love. I thought you was inplyin sumthin. My mistake.

ime finkun ya lukkon gorggos Porky... luv tha dress ya warein...

Oooh you are such a gendlehobbat, Bif... I always said so... ever since.. well you know... and such muscles... everywhere... In fact, I've decided to name the twins Biffy and Bashy after you --- Wisey won't mind --- what with so much of his time used in channeling at the moment (we're putting in a sewer) --- I can't remember if we'd named the twins already or not (or when we 'ad them neither, due to Petty's Extra Strong Home Brewed Buckie which I was takin' at the time if I remember rightly), and I s'pose namin them again (if I hadn't already) is quite appropriate in Forumshire (well, it's is in the part of Forumshire I come from, anyhow)... Your sister Bel doesn't think they look like Bankses btw.. which riled me until I realized she didn't mean nuthin by it... Anyhow, come to think, they do bear an uncanny resemblance to you... so there's that theory shot down...

Biffy and Bashy Bunkz-Bankz! I luves it! Err... i waz thunkin yamitelikta haz a bevrige sumtime... ime a bit lonelee lukkin avta unkle udoes hole ut tha mumment... err.. za Muddee Scumole in Waymoot iz uttathaway u bit...

Well, so long as I don't drink too much... I'll drop the littlies off with Primmy and Bella... two more to mind won't phase them... Odo has them trained you know. Perfect wives and mothers they are... Not like me... I do like to.. err.. socialise... as you know only too well... I mean... I mean... I hope you don't get the wrong impression... (Five pm is it?)

While it's respectable of you to continue to make Porgy feel welcome in our family, Biffo, I have to say that it's hardly respectable to chat away on This thread. I don't mean to complain, but in future can you chat on some other thread. The Howdy Thread wil do, I guess. (((Did we ever ever find that "sigh" smiley I pined for?)))

I believe Porgy has twins, or at least that she has had her twins enchanced- judging from her picture! Blimey Porgy was it the buckie? If so there's a couple of lasses I know you could use for snooker tables that I will need to tell!

Ooh and the NotP has asked me if you've ever considered applying for Hobbit Lass of the Day? (Sorry Wisey, but they pay for my buckie).

Porgy Bunk wrote:As you are talking 'bout my respectable family (by marriage) Mister Eldorion, sir, howse 'bout showin me sum proper respect and if you don't mind (and if it can be done) change my name forcewit, pretty please, to Porgy Bunk-Banks...

I can certainly change your name but all I can do is try on the part.

Ooh so sweet of you, Eldorion. If we meet I must give you a kiss... Only as friends, mind!

Talk about lack of respectability

Ooo so pleased to meet you, Lady Tinoovial! I've never met a real queen before... and I'm told Petty doesn't count...

I heard he couldn't count either. Here to help!