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Post by Bluebottle Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:16 am

Insanity.. the perfect defense. Mad

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Post by Orwell Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:33 am

No, just a bit of an idiot. Though I feel for anyone who may try to prove he knows the difference between right and wrong. He was brought up by his Uncle Odo, see, and a clear definition, legal or other, of "right" and "wong" is, iat most just an interesting philosophictopic to Mr Banks, who takes a rather interest in grey (silver ?) areas of the law, and what is provable and what's not. How Mirabella became a Sheriff is an interestng story in itself, as Odo brought his niece up too, and her views are rather black and white. Fascinating, all this legal stuff, Blue.  Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:06 am

My theory on Mirabella is that she rebelled agianst Odo's moral teachings, love of Eru and his, um, unique attitude to how laws effect him.
I mean lets face it if she shacked up with my psychotic sister she must be rebellion against something!

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Post by Bluebottle Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:38 pm

Um.. let's say "legal insanity" then. The two terms aren't necessarily lexically coterminus. Razz

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Post by Orwell Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:43 am

Bi-sexual women, the new Puitans. Rolling Eyes

And, Blue, no their not... no, not all....


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:00 pm

{{{{Careful Orwell- I think thats lawyer speak!!! Like orcish but more expensive:pale: }}}}

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Post by Bluebottle Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:41 am

Orcish?! Mad

That's probably libelous too, but, again, which court in Forumshire would take anything Petty says seriously. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Orwell Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:13 am

{{{He reads encrypted messages, Petty! Shocked A witch! A witch! No, worst still! A Lawyerwitch!!!! affraid }}}

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Post by Eldorion Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:16 am

That's not legal is it? scratch

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Post by Bluebottle Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:08 am

A lawyer is permitted to read his clients encrypted messages for reasons of expediency under the Forumshire Act of 1601. Rolling Eyes

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Post by azriel Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:12 am

1601, Isnt that when they burnt witches ? A thoroughly good ducking, ( I think thats the term,with a D ?) in a pond of wet stuff ? An upsurge of selling brooms took place & Asda had to recall faulty sweepers. In lue of this& the imminent danger of detection we sent ALL our frogs ( with the exception of David Cameron,how did he slip thru ?) to our friendly neighbouring Country....France. On the condition if they sent them back we'd turn them into snails or a packet of Gauloise cigarettes Very Happy

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Post by Orwell Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:19 am

Actually, that must be the 1601 Unwritten Forumshire Act, the unwritten amended and updated Unwritten Forumshire Act of 1527 (or thereabouts)... Either that, or, like the unwritten Forumshire At of 1527, it doesn't exist at all... Mad

And we don't burn witches in Forumshire, unofficiallly speaking... Nod

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Post by azriel Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:39 am

Oh no ! Forumshire would not lower its self to such a degredation as that ! hoo hoo No ! I should think here would be a safe haven, If not in the "stinking Bog of sublime Happiness" near Damp Bottom Hole, then you find me er us I mean we or even..maybe ...someone ? would probably be in The Muck N Duck brewing up an unlimited supply for all the good residents of Forumshire Very Happy

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Post by Bluebottle Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:07 am

azriel wrote:1601, Isnt that when they burnt witches ? A thoroughly good ducking, ( I think thats the term,with a D ?) in a pond of wet stuff ?

1601 was the year the Shire was founded. Wink

http://lotrproject.com/timeline/event/21

The statute is right there in the founding document. (In very small print. Sofa )


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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:15 am

I wish I could Expelliarmus David Cameron. Suspect he is attacking the weak and helpless again for votes. what a muppet.
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Post by azriel Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:42 am

Muppet isnt the 1st word that springs to mind but, its a lot less offensive that Id like to call him !

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Post by Orwell Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:20 pm

I blame the voters. I mean, if the weak and helpless (or 'the average voter' as we call them Downhere) want to be attacked, they deserve to have Cameron as Prime Minister. There are less Rich people than poor - so I want to know, who's voting for Cameron if not a majority of the weak and helpless? Nod

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Post by Bluebottle Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:57 pm

Hm. How would you compare Tony Abbott with regards to Cameron, Orwell?

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Post by Bluebottle Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:58 pm

Wait.. Who norced my norced thread? Suspect

This was all about law-nonesene, and now it's all about politics-nonesense. Rolling Eyes Mad

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Post by Orwell Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:15 am

That's how the wind blows in Forumshire. You should know that by now! Rolling Eyes

Tony Abbott is a bit* of a boob. The Opposition Leader is wishy washy. We're waiting for a eucatastrophy Downhere. Suspect


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Post by Eldorion Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:25 am

Orwell wrote:Tony Abbott is a bit* of a boob.

Does he at least cover up when he's rocking his speedo? Shocked
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Post by azriel Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:14 am

'Speedo's', the most unwanted item in a mans wardrobe pale or tho there are other horrors out there !  pale  pale


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Post by Orwell Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:34 am

Knowing now how you feel, Azriel, I'll whip it off immediately if we meet. That's only manners.

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