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Post by azriel on Wed Nov 04, 2020 7:24 am

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Nov 04, 2020 7:52 am

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Post by azriel on Wed Nov 11, 2020 3:28 pm

VERY INTERESTING FACTS ! !
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
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"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Nov 11, 2020 3:53 pm

:crazy: :facepalm:
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Post by azriel on Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:33 pm

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Post by azriel on Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:33 pm

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Post by halfwise on Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:44 pm

Laughing

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Nov 19, 2020 1:08 am

{{ Germany are advising people stock up on sausages and cheese during the pandemic. Its called the Wurst Kase scenario! }}

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Post by azriel on Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:28 pm

Oh gawd Smile

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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:39 pm

:facepalm: ffft!
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