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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by halfwise Tue May 10, 2022 2:39 pm
I didn't realize the story was so closely auto-biographical. Will take another look, and our best wishes go with you!
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Mrs Figg Tue May 10, 2022 4:28 pm
I don't understand 
did your house explode? 
anyway, come back soon.
did your house explode? anyway, come back soon.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Mrs Figg Tue May 10, 2022 4:30 pm
"If I were to guess, since I'm clearly at home doing boring stuff"
that doesn't look very boring, it looks freaking amazing
that doesn't look very boring, it looks freaking amazing
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 13, 2022 2:21 am
I didn't realize the story was so closely auto-biographical- Halfy
{{Sorry shouldnt be here, really shouldnt I'm at work, still at least I have somewhere to be 2 nights a week! And yes sadly it is based on actual ongoing events, if filtered through Forumshire and the journalism of the NotP for better of worse. Its really personal therapy, a way to find humour in a situation that doesnt feel too funny to actually be in. }}
{{Sorry shouldnt be here, really shouldnt I'm at work, still at least I have somewhere to be 2 nights a week! And yes sadly it is based on actual ongoing events, if filtered through Forumshire and the journalism of the NotP for better of worse. Its really personal therapy, a way to find humour in a situation that doesnt feel too funny to actually be in. }}
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Forest Shepherd Fri May 13, 2022 6:08 pm
Wtf you're homeless?
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Mrs Figg Fri May 13, 2022 6:26 pm
ah shit that's bad news. if you need to crash in Scarborough I have a room free of charge. its shitty but its near the sea.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by halfwise Fri May 13, 2022 6:27 pm
The humor has been wonderful. I don't think I could react so brilliantly to whatever exactly you are going through.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by halfwise Fri May 13, 2022 6:29 pm
That's a thoughtful offer, Figgy, but given his need to commute to work I might as well offer my sofa in Manhattan.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Forest Shepherd Fri May 13, 2022 6:49 pm
Or my cabin in Commiefornia.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 14, 2022 12:11 am
{{Figg that is super kind of you but sadly not practical as I have my work here and I'm full time carer to my mum, but the offer is greatly appreciated.
Humour Halfy is all there is left to fight the gloom off with. Fotunately whilst our world is often cruel and unfair, arbitary and semingly without care, it also goes about it in the most astonishingly stupid and convuluted ways, making almost any situation funny in some fashion. }}
Humour Halfy is all there is left to fight the gloom off with. Fotunately whilst our world is often cruel and unfair, arbitary and semingly without care, it also goes about it in the most astonishingly stupid and convuluted ways, making almost any situation funny in some fashion. }}
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Mrs Figg Sat May 14, 2022 2:40 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{Figg that is super kind of you but sadly not practical as I have my work here and I'm full time carer to my mum, but the offer is greatly appreciated.
Humour Halfy is all there is left to fight the gloom off with. Fotunately whilst our world is often cruel and unfair, arbitary and semingly without care, it also goes about it in the most astonishingly stupid and convuluted ways, making almost any situation funny in some fashion. }}
well its there if you need it, although I haven't been back for two and a half years the room probably stinks.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by halfwise Sat May 14, 2022 2:48 pm
I have to suppose you own the place. If it weren't for needing a crash pad when you go back it would be nice to rent out.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Mrs Figg Sat May 14, 2022 6:24 pm
No, I don't own it Halfy, I rent it. I need a base in England for when I go back for long extended periods.
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by halfwise Sat May 14, 2022 7:35 pm
That's quite an expenditure when not there. It's like you're a secret agent, having a place like that. Do you have ones in Paris and Istanbul? 
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Re: Holidays and absences [3]
by Mrs Figg Sat May 14, 2022 11:01 pm
Its as cheap as chips so its not expenditure that costs much, I have kept it for 10 years. otherwise I would have to rent an apartment or get a hotel room and that would cost way more. Its a seaside holiday town and holiday Airb&b lets go for premium prices, and one month in a hotel is just not feasible.
I think it is Lance who has rooms in Istanbul and Paris along with his burner phones and secret escape routes.
I think it is Lance who has rooms in Istanbul and Paris along with his burner phones and secret escape routes.
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