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Post by Tinuviel Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:48 pm

WELCOME ONE AND ALL to the sort of annual Forumshire Film awards, hosted by your favorite trio of Valinorians: Beren, Huan, and obviously me, your gracious and BEST NOSED Queen queen Get ready for an awards that will blow NPH's snore fest of an Oscars hosting out of the buckie barrels! Get ready for Huan's amazing opening monologue and Beren's rendition of the Killiel love theme-- wait-- just kidding that was cut. Instead enjoy Beren's ode to Made up Characters instead! And of course, get ready for the borderline obnoxious product placement of Rasberrry Buckie in everything that's said. Like right now!

This year is particularly special since it is the end of an era (whether the end is sad or happy is still up for debate) and therefore the awards will include two parts: BOFA Awards and PJ Middle Earth Awards that encompass all six films! You will have one week to vote, and votes will be counted by sending me a PM with your ballot.

And without further ado, the nominees:

For THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES

Best CGI
Smaug
Wear-worms
Dain Ironfoot
Various Trolls
War Moose/Elk

Worst CGI
Emo Galadriel
Legolas
Various Trolls
Wear-Worms
Dain Ironfoot
War Rams

Dumbest PJ addition
Dol Guldur (just the whole damn thing)
Legolas's Mother
Killiel
Alfrid's presence
Fili and Kili Deaths

Best Acting (Regardless of Character
Richard Armitage
Martin Freeman
Lee Pace
Luke Evans
Ken Stott
Graham McTavish

Best Invented Action Sequence
Elves jumping the Dwarves
Thorin Leading the Dwarves
Death of Smaug
Legolas vs. Bolg

Worst Invented Action Sequence
Legolas vs. Bolg
Thorin vs. Azog
War Rams
Heroic Cart Ramming by Bard
Troll Riding by Legolas

Best Part Adapted
Bilbo giving the Arkenstone
Thorin vs. Bilbo and Thranduil, Bard, Gandalf
Throin's Death Scene
Smaug's Death



AND FOR THE MIDDLE EARTH SAGA AWARDS:

Best Hobbit Film
AUJ
DOS
BOFA

Best Middle Earth Film
AUJ
DOS
BOFA
FOTR
TTT
ROTK

Best Casting Choice Across the Board
(Write in whoever you think was best chosen in any film)

Best End Credit's Song
May it Be/ In Dreams- FOTR
Gollum's Song- TTT
Into the West- ROTK
Misty Mountains- AUJ
I see Fire- DOS
Last Goodbye- BOFA

Best PJ Cameo
Carrot Man
Spear Guy at Helm's Deep
Dead Corsair
Dwarf
Carrot Man/Crazy Basket man (not included in the films but still filmed)
Unknown for BOFA

Best Realized Middle Earth Environment
(Another Write In)


And Finally, one just for fun:
Best Quote of the Middle Earth Saga
"I like half of you half as well as you should like, and like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"
"You shall not pass!"
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us"
"My Precisous"
"It's just like the old stories..."
"I am no man"
"But it is not this day..."
"I'm going on an adventure!"
"In a hole in the ground..."
"If more people valued food and the comforts of home..."


So copy and paste this bad boy and bold or put a star next to your vote and PM it back to me by Friday!
Hooray for the awards to come!!!!!


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:29 pm

cheers And we're off!!!

Thanks Yer Maj for getting getting it all started (accompanying vid for these nominations will be up soonish- my internet is on and off tonight- might have something to do with the howling winds No )

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Post by malickfan Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:32 pm

:carrot: :carrot:

It's kinda ironic Jackson will end up getting more nominations from this forum than the Oscars for The Hobbit...

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:09 pm

Oscars just sent it. Thumbs Up
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Post by Sinister71 Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:10 pm

sent mine Twisted Evil

and the winner is.... Oscars

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Post by bungobaggins Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:01 am

I voted! cheers

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Post by Eldorion Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:34 am

Did my democratic duty. Nod
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Post by Lancebloke Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:22 pm

I will be voting only on the second half as I have not seen TBOTFA yet (maybe it will be on my plane home to the UK...?)
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:33 pm

Well if so Lance you might get lucky, and crash first!

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Post by azriel Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:55 pm

Thats it Petty Very Happy look on the bright side Laughing

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:02 pm

You know me Azriel, always looking on the bright side, well I would be if I thought one actually existed. Mad

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Post by azriel Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:09 pm

Rolling Eyes Very Happy

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:20 pm

don't watch it on the plane home Lance. it would ruin your holiday. No
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Post by Tinuviel Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:31 pm

Keep the votes coming people! Thanks to those of you who have sent me yours! Such good patronage is more than this queen deserves!

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Post by Tinuviel Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:31 pm

{{{{{{{{{{{{{but not really...}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Post by Tinuviel Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:07 pm

Vote if you haven't! Only two days left!!!!!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:57 pm

My votes in Tin.
Quite tricky some of them- like being asked which form of torture is your favourite!

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Post by Bluebottle Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:16 pm

The one with the comfy chair. Nod

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Post by Tinuviel Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:43 pm

LAST CHANCE! VOTE NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by azriel Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:23 pm

You got mine didnt you ? I dont know half what Im doing these days ? Very Happy

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Post by Tinuviel Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:20 pm

LADIES AND GENTLEHOBBITS: BUCKIE AND PURE PUBLICATIONS PRESENTS...

THE 2014 FORUMSHIRE FILM AWARDS
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Before we get the festivities started, I'd like to take a minute to thank everyone who voted (11 people this year! It was great!) because now when we announce the winners you can rest assured that they were heavily voted for!

And now, Huan's opening remarks:

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:25 pm

cheers

(Now Ill just be up this tree while Huan comes on pale )

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Post by Ringdrotten Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:36 pm

Just in time Very Happy cheers

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Post by I'm Huan Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:39 pm

Since I am only allowed to speak three times ever without encryption brackets, I will make this statement count.

The Hobbit Movie Forum was founded upon the hopes of a Hobbit film being made. Then we got two. And then three. The genies of WB granted our wish three too many times (idiots). Here we are, 6 years later and crabbit off the hinges. But of course so much good has come from so much bad, and that is truly what is celebrated here today. We come together to vote on the films we waited for so anxiously to make up for the fruitless reward we received from so much dedication.

And it being the end of an era, we acknowledge the entire box set of films made by that caffeinated maniac called Peter Jackson. A man who struck lightning and thought he could defy physics and strike lightning again. Although as we all know, PJ is about as good at physics as he is at brushing his hair. We honor these six films because we are at heart a forum that was founded by the discussion of the Hobbit films and it is our civic duty to pay honor to our roots.

So now we move onto our first award (and in my opinion the most obvious)...

BEST CGI

and the FFA goes to....







SMAUG
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This really wasn't surprising, it was a blow out here since no other nominee was voted for.
Next up:

WORST CGI

and the winner (or loser really) is....





EMO GALADRIEL
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Also not surprising, seeing as this was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Her Majesty would agree. I've seen Luthien do stuff like this. She DID NOT look like that.

The next winners will be up shortly, until then, I say unto you:
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:45 pm

No surprise Smaug won, but so many contenders for bad cgi! Wasn't sure who would get that one but Emo Galadriel is a good choice- the Lady of light indeed! Mad

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