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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:19 pm

A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.
West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".
The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed.
"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said.
"It was unbelievable - he genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation.
"I told him that she'd not committed any offences and that it was his actions, in soliciting for sex, that were in fact illegal."
The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the sellers' description.- BBC News

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Post by Norc Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:36 pm

Laughing i think he should get some support though...
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Post by CC12 35 Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:44 pm

i was wearing my napoleon Bonaparte mask

but










it










must 







have 







fallen off 

#theface

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:58 pm

sounds legit to me. No I bet she was butter fingered with his eel as well.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:50 pm

I suspect she couldnt even handle eels at all, not like a proper established professional. Nod

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:13 pm

yarse Nod
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:14 pm

talking of which, I am building up a fine head of steam to a banning on TORn oh yes indeedy doodah. Nod





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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:18 pm

Watch out, Petty. We know how fierce Mrs Figg gets when she's raring for a banning. I hope you invested in a sturdily-built bed. pale
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Post by Norc Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:20 pm

i suggest another award at the end of this year. "most torn-bans" or "the most magnificent bannings" or something like that.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:22 pm

Bed? I think I have one, somewhere. :scratch:Rarely make it that far before collapsing. drunken

Whats your user name on ToRn Mrs Figg? I do like to watch you in action, even when the action is aimed in my direction!


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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:22 pm

Should we start temp-banning people so we have more nominees for the award?
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Post by Norc Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:25 pm

temp-banning?
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Post by Norc Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:25 pm

i'de like some kind of list or something. to keep track.
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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:25 pm

That was sarcasm, btw
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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:26 pm

Norc wrote:i'de like some kind of list or something. to keep track.

No one has ever been banned from here. Very Happy

I think Figgy has been banned from both TORn and Bree, and I'm pretty sure Petty has also been banned from TORn. Orwell and Pretty were banned from Planet Tolkien a long time ago.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:29 pm

Yeah Ive got my TorN and Dark Planet badges. Twisted Evil

(Although I should get extra credits for persuading them they were in the wrong and making them reinstate me)


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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:30 pm

No one has earned the trifecta, though. Very Happy
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Post by Norc Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:36 pm

challenge accepted (NOOT!)
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:39 pm

I should get an award for being twice banned from TORn though, I am teetering on the edge of a stern warning for a third helping. I am not telling U my user name though, you will have to guess. I wrote a little poem to Azog, and I dont think it went down too well. No

fake edit,  my cantankerous attitude doesnt help either.


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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:42 pm

I have my suspicions about who Figgy is on TORn but if it's a secret I won't state my guess. silent
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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:42 pm

[Saw your edit] Scratch that, I saw the Azog poem so I KNOW who Figgy is on TORn. Very Happy
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:43 pm

Embarassed
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Post by Norc Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:44 pm

link?
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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:44 pm

I did some snooping around a few months ago and when I saw that username on again earlier today I looked through their recent posts, which is where I saw the Azog poem. Nod

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Post by Norc Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:46 pm

link pretty please, i don't understand a thing about torns layout (too many people Rolling Eyes )
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