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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 24, 2011 11:48 pm

This year lets not tell him.
I dont want a repeat of last years fiasco- I have no intention of spending half this picnic stuck up a tree!

By the way Tin could you see if the ELven Disco Band are free again this year, although I'll be reading the small print in the contract this time you can tell them!

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Post by Baingil Wed May 25, 2011 1:10 am

Squach wrote:
Baingil wrote:the place has constant rain.

A bit like Merrie Olde England then? Mad

Except that in England I've heard that it occasionally stops raining.
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Post by Squach Wed May 25, 2011 5:34 pm

Baingil wrote:
Squach wrote:
Baingil wrote:the place has constant rain.

A bit like Merrie Olde England then? Mad

Except that in England I've heard that it occasionally stops raining.

Yes, for five minutes. Mad

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Post by Baingil Wed May 25, 2011 5:55 pm

Five minutes is more than Seattle. Wink Constant pretty much means constant. Mad
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Post by Squach Wed May 25, 2011 6:31 pm

Well, I wish it would mean something else, like NEVER!!!

Or once-in-a-while, that would be better, you have to have some rain

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Post by Saradoc Wed May 25, 2011 7:16 pm

I like talking about rain too...in the geography thread...

Actually Squach, there are certain places in the world where it hasn't rained for hundreds of years, I just can't remember their exact names, I think there may be a place in North America. But don't quote me on that. Smile

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Post by Squach Wed May 25, 2011 7:23 pm

Saradoc wrote:I like talking about rain too...in the geography thread...

Actually Squach, there are certain places in the world where it hasn't rained for hundreds of years, I just can't remember their exact names, I think there may be a place in North America. But don't quote me on that. Smile

I just did.

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Post by Tinuviel Wed May 25, 2011 11:50 pm

BACK ON TOPIC......

Yes, I'll give Elves! at the Disco a ring again, them being close personal friends of mine, and don't worry, I've asked the sons of Feanor to cause a rucus the day of the party, so Beren will be VERY preoccupied Laughing

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Post by Eldorion Thu May 26, 2011 4:08 am

I remember the summer of 2007 when it practically didn't rain at all from May to October. That was fun. Very Happy
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Post by Ringdrotten Thu May 26, 2011 3:43 pm

Hmm, I'm quite fond of the rain. It has this beauty about it that I cannot explain. Always loved it Smile

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 26, 2011 8:17 pm

Scotch mist! Lovely stuff gives a country that certain romantic something. Rain going horizontally at 70mph however as it has been the last few days here not so romantic!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 28, 2011 2:00 am

Romantic! Not any longer, ma Mirabella, why did yi run aff yi daft bint? Wit did a' dae hen? drunken And where's the !*@! buckie!

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Post by Mirabella Sat May 28, 2011 2:34 am

I'll be busy studying until mid-September! Uncle Odo has said my Forumshire time must be rationed severely!!! Shocked The sacrifices one has to make to get on in the world.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 28, 2011 3:47 am

drunken Mirabella! Mirabella! At last! There yi ur, why yi, yi.... ach am loast fer wirds and confronted wi yere bonny, sonsy face a cannae keep ma heckles up at yi hen.
Listen a ken yi huv tae go and dae yer work thing, bein a' bossy an' a that. A ken that hen. Bit afore yi go, there's, there's something I huv tae say tay yi, something sae important, sae immediate, it cannae wait.
Nae hen, wheesht a meenite, hear us oot. Its the maest important question in the whole damn world an' A'm asking it o' yi noo oan bended knee...where's the *!#*!# buckie? drunken

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Post by Orwell Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:03 am

Whatever happened between you and Mirabella, Petty?


Btw how any days is it now?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:28 am

How many days till/since what? Suspect 

And I seem to vaguely recall Pretty happened and ended up shacked up disrespectably with Mirabella on the second floor above Lesbo Proudfoots big smelly hole. Mad 

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Post by Orwell Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:55 am

Oh that's right... rather sad for you in the end... you poor ol' Scotshobbit... Life does appear to turn bad on you... it's not just Mrs Figg... it's everything really... I guess Odo's received your share of the good things... (I assume Odo has... he is very prosperous... And you know, sometimes I don't think he deserves it... But Eru does work in such mysterious ways and He knows what He's doing, I guess. Bless Eru. Very Happy ).

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:56 am

Just as well Im prepared to cope with life by being a crabbit ole bastard really. Twisted Evil 

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Post by Orwell Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:01 pm

Some as say around Needlehole as Eru created crabbit and then had a hell of time getting anyone to choose it as their Gift from Him. So Odo's Great Great Great.... Great Grandhobbit, Adam Banks, suggested He as gives it to your Great Great Great .... Great Grandscotshobbit, Cain Tyrant.... or so Odo tells me - and he should know, as his family is Literate and wrote it all down (he said).

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:06 pm

No, no, no! Extremely Crabbit 
That is a blatant distortion of the sacred texts by the McBankses! Mad 

Everyone knows crabbit came into being being just after Eru had created my great, great....grandfather Adam, and then ripped his rib out to make women- both causing a lot of physical pain and ruining creation for evermore as Adam had already made plans to spend eternity discovering and drinking buckie. Nod 

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Post by Orwell Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:20 pm

Oh you must be quoting the other Version in Eru's Bible. The one where Eru made Adam out of absolutely filthy stinky disgusting squelchy mud, but not a rib at all, as mentioned in the Scotshobbit Version (apparently)... {{{Originally, I thought Eru had made Adam McTyrant out of clay - but Odo cleared that misapprehension up for me. Odo did also tell me as it was Cain McTyrant and definitely not Adam McTyrant, that Adam being a mere jealous Scotshobbit fantasy. As I said, the Bankses wrote it all down (he said), but the bit about the mud was true enough (he said)}}}.


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:23 pm

I wouldnt trust a Bankses to write down his own name. Mad 

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Post by Orwell Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:25 pm

That depends on which one he's using, of course, to be fair.

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Post by Eldorion Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:53 pm

Orwell wrote:Btw how any days is it now?  
923 days, according to the statistics page. Smile

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Post by Norc Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:07 pm

what is this thread all bout?
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