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Post by Hobbit Goss Sat May 21, 2011 2:37 pm

This is a place where all queries, letters, questions, poll anwsers etc. should be posted.

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Post by Eldorion Sat May 21, 2011 2:41 pm

Dear Hobbit Goss,

How do you respond to rumors that the Scottish Daily Purist is seeking to buy out all rival papers in an effort to control the Forumshire media?

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Post by Hobbit Goss Sat May 21, 2011 3:04 pm

Dear Mr Eldo,

We at the Hobbit Goss have no intention of trying to shut the Purist and their buckie down, and I am sure that in return, the Purist will get rid of any intentions to shhut us down, being the delightful folk that they are. We have much money from an anonymous source so buying us out won't be an option. Also, us and the Purist are two different things. We bring you the news in Forumshire that may otherwise have been misinterpreted, and the Purist is useful for Movie News and other Hilarious banter.

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Post by Ringdrotten Sat May 21, 2011 3:27 pm

Hobbit Goss wrote: We have much money from an anonymous source

Read: Lord of Forumshire Evil or Very Mad Soon the Hobbit Goss will be the only newspaper around, mark my words!

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Post by Squach Sat May 21, 2011 4:58 pm

Ringdrotten, I am sure that this hcauqS person doesn't have that much money! Honest!

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Post by Eldorion Sat May 21, 2011 10:00 pm

Ringdrotten wrote:Read: Lord of Forumshire Evil or Very Mad Soon the Hobbit Goss will be the only newspaper around, mark my words!

For shame, Ringdrotten. How could I ever betray my beloved State News? king
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Post by odo banks Sun May 22, 2011 12:43 am

as always - Rolling Eyes

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Post by Ringdrotten Sun May 22, 2011 12:56 am

The Hobbit Goss will soon be State News, only with a different name. The times they are indeed a-changin', and for the worse Mad

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Post by Eldorion Sun May 22, 2011 3:24 am

Malcontents! Mad
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Post by Squach Sun May 22, 2011 6:08 pm

What is this State News?

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Post by Eldorion Sun May 22, 2011 10:39 pm

It's one of the many newspapers competing for the attention of the denizens of Forumshire, but it's the only one sanctioned by the Admin himself! Very Happy The first edition is at this link and the subsequent editions are later in that thread. Smile
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Post by odo banks Mon May 23, 2011 12:02 am

I've decided that the best way to deal with these sordid and/or silly rags is to not post replies on this ridiculous thread! Rolling Eyes

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Post by Orwell Tue May 07, 2013 10:20 pm

Wise, only wise, Odo.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed May 08, 2013 2:45 am

There are still other newspapers? I thought NotP and their lawyers had seen them all off?- even the Bugle doesnt seem to publish any more.

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Post by Orwell Wed May 08, 2013 8:07 am

We'll see.. we'll see...

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed May 08, 2013 3:46 pm

{{{hey that might actually have worked!}}}}

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